Australia’s Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was recently stopped by police for speeding. Not only was he speeding, he was also driving the old stick shift if you catch my drift. But he wasn’t just playing the pink oboe either. He was also filming himself. Filming himself in a car full of drugs and a loaded …
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Nice Work, Boys
I have great respect for anyone who is willing to risk life and limb on a daily basis to keep law and order in the world, but man, cops can be real shitheels sometimes. For example… A MINNEAPOLIS SWAT team busts into the home of an innocent family while trying to raid a different house, …
What The Hell Was That?
When I take a trip on a Greyhound, I usually have some kind of adventure. Either there’s a goofy driver who thinks I’m too short to ride alone, or there was that time that a woman came into the customer service office crying because her purse had been snatched and then told me *I* was …
That’s Just the Shitsz!
It’s gotta suck trying to get Verizon DSL, and the only reason you can’t is your last name is Libshitz. Seriously. Because the word shit was in it, they said he couldn’t have that as his email address, and even recommended misspelling his last name. Not a good move, not a good move at all.
Buy Yourself A Bike And Some Grass To Ride It In
Things just keep getting worse for good old Igor Kenk. Now he’s not only facing the 60 charges related to the bike theft ring, but also a couple new ones based on the 7 kilos of weed they found in 2 of his garages. And in an update on the ring itself, total haul is …
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Coffee Crisped
Holy crap. A robber came into a convenience store and tried to rob it, got hot coffee and cleaning solution thrown at him, and still got the money! The only one who fled was the clerk, after throwing the hot coffee at the robber. What the hell? I was hoping for a story where the …
The Countdown Is On
Here’s some good news for a change, but I’m still gonna bitch about it. As of September 30th, Canada will officially have an active do not call list. All of the exemptions make it somewhat toothless, but it’s a decent first step. At the very least it’ll stop those pricks at Capital One from calling …
Hmmm. I Think She Needs A New Exercise Plan
Oh boy. This story of a large woman getting hurled by a piece of gym equipment and needing to be removed from the gym by paramedics using a Stokes basket is close to the humiliation level of that woman who got stuck in the caves. the only thing missing from this one is this woman …
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Now There’s A Health Care Yikes
If you were fighting for your life in a battle against llung cancer, you were recommended a drug to try, and you submitted that to your state health insurance, how would you like to receive a rejection letter that said, “We can’t pay for this drug, but we will happily pay for palliative care or …
I Can See By the Bumps On Your Skin That You’ve Got…
Uh, yikes. Here’s one more reason to do your own research when you have a weird medical problem. A doctor himself, Robert Clark developed this weird itching. He went to every doctor under the sun, and nobody knew what it was…until finally, he found dermatologist Howard Luber, who said, “You’ve got scabies. Yup, goddamn scabies. …
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