Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Uh, um, I can understand why a judge might be a little weirded out by a kid being named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii, but what will give the kid more of a handicap: having that name, or being yanked from her parents because of it and no other reason? Wow, it looks like …
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We had a brief reprieve from making fun of the UK for their stupid policies the other day. The reprieve is over! Isn’t that the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever seen? We don’t want to offend anyone, or, heavenly day, they might sue us because we unleashed police hounds on them. And in what court …
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Indian member of parliament Ateeq Ahmed recently announced to the media that he would be voting against a proposed nuclear deal with the United States becausehe doesn’t understand it. “I have not understood what the deal is all about,” he told the Press Trust of India. “Though I listened very attentively to the debate throughout …
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I hadn’t planned on writing about this, but it makes so little sense that I can’t stop spinning it around in my head. A group of hoodlums firebombs the home of an Edmonton family. Naturally, this upsets them and makes them rather nervous. A few days later, a note shows up in their mailbox saying …
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Last week I posted a quick note about Igor Kenk, the bicycle shop owner who was caught along with another man steeling a bike off of a Toronto street. I made a joke about knowing where he gets the supply for his store; a joke which, as it turns out, isn’t as much of a …
What is making all the snakes escape? Now one got loose in Montreal! I know it was smaller, but it would still be freaky.
I love this description of China’splan to cut traffic during the Olympics. For the next two months, half of the Chinese capital’s 3.3 million cars will be removed from the streets on alternate days. The flow of cars was lighter than usual as motorists followed the rules on the first day of efforts to clear …
Everybody in Maine: Check for pythons! Looks like not one, but two pythons have been found slithering on the loose in the state. Eek!
Fla. Man Arrested For Stealing $0.42 Naples police say 43-year-old Laslo Mujzer swiped $.42 from the Coastland Center Mall in Naples on Monday. Officers arrested Mujzer after a mall customer saw him fishing around in the fountain. A sign attached to the fountain said that all coins thrown into the water are donated to Habitat …
I’m sure you loved your dog and that he meant a lot to you, but that’s no reason to cry like a baby and threaten tosue your local newspaper because they won’t run an obituary for him.He may have been a child to you, but to the rest of us he’s just somebody’s dog, one …