I can admit when I’ve been beaten. it doesn’t happen much, but it’s happened today. Last night I posted a pretty good story about the flaming demise of a truckload of fire extinguishers. But today that tale was topped in spectacular fashion by the flaming demise of an entire fire station, as much of the …
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I’m Speechless
Other than to say, just kill me now. Actually if I were this man, I’d probably kill myself at this point. Well, I’d either kill myself or ask that the police jail me for my own safety since I’m clearly not fit to roam free. Man reportedly scammed out of $7K by men he met …
Breaking And Entering Seems Like An Appropriate Charge
I can’t help but wonder how many housesthis guyhad to break into before he found what he was looking for. And if he only broke into that one, how did he know? According to warrants, 48-year-old Scott Gillis Murray, of Murray Road, allegedly broke into a home off of N.C. 110 on July 25 and …
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Another Victory For Grade 1 Science
Fragmenting Arctic ice shelf a sign of warming temperatures: scientist In related news, gravity holds things down, the sky is up there and rain contains drops of water. I’m pretty certain that Derek Mueller didn’t write that headline himself, but the way he carries on and on like he’s just discovered the cure for cancer, …
This Privacy Invasion Is Brought To You By…
If you happen to have a spare $30000 lying around and the urge to blow it on some advertising, how would you feel about helping the city of Flint, Michigancover the cost of some security cameras?Hopefully your answer would be like a rotten scumbag, but sadly I think this is one of those schemes that …
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Somebody Throw Me An…Uh-oh
This is made somewhat less funny by everything not burning completely to a crisp, but it’s still great. Fire destroys truck full of extinguishers Lancaster Township Fire Department was dispatched at 4:19 p.m for a vehicle fire at 1405 Wabank Road for a truck loaded with fire extinguishers and other firefighting equipment. The 1991 Ford …
What A Range Of Responses
Ok, so let me get this straight. You are the parents of Karen Range. She is killed in your home by a door-to-door salesman. To be specific, she is stabbed to death so violently that her head is nearly severed. She also appears to have been raped. Back when this happened, the murderer was also …
Accused Bad Headline Suggester Found Guilty
I think thepoor writing in the Mercuryis starting to rub off on its readers. Thisis a letter to the editor from yesterday’s paper. Dear Editor – A large, bold headline on the front page of your July 24 edition prompts me to write this letter. “Accused baby killer was a ‘role model,’ ” it reads. …
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Another Reason Why Beatings Aren’t Always Bad
This is the second time in a week that I’ve seen a story like this one, and for the second time in a week I have to ask why there aren’t going to be criminal charges. If I were to do this would I not be charged with making a false report? Why should these …
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Fuel For Anger
I hope they didn’t release this guys picture. If they did, he may get moare than he bargained for. Really, dude, is it a safe plan to scam people into getting you free gas at a time when gas is so expensive? In Texas? You were lucky you met four or five nice people who …