Since we’ve somehow gotten into the habit of following things like this, it’s time for another exciting (yes I used that word intentionally) instalment of Stuff People Hump. This time the perpetrator is 18-year-old Callum Ainsworth of Kilwinning in the UK, and his victim isa car. Callum Ainsworth, 18, is accused of running along a …
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Those MySpace Safety Features Are Turning Out Great
I’m not the kind of person you’d normally find defending somebody who had sex with a 13-year-old girl, but you know what they say about every rule having an exception. And if there was ever a time for an exception to be made, I think this is it. Morris Williams, 22, has beensentencedto 5 years …
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What’s That, Lassie? Timmie Fell Down The Well?
I’ve always wondered if it’s possible to figure out what Trix is thinking. Now, apparently there is something that can analyze barks. Israeli prisons are using it to interpret their guard dogs’ barks. But what I find more disturbing than the fact that they’ve invested all this money in technology that analyzes sample barks which …
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If I Told You You Had Alcohol In Your Beautiful Body, Would You Get Into My Official Looking Car Under Threat Of Arrest?
Michael Myers might want to consider working on the art of picking up chicks a little more. The 32-year-old Kentucky man is facing a felony charge of impersonating a police officer after an incident early Saturday morning during which he attempted to get a woman into his car, threatening her with jail if she didn’t …
Ever Heard Of A Bathroom Break?
Why do we need to play videogames using our pee? Well, it’s more about aiming the pee, but good god. And even worse, you’re playing it with a fellow pisser. Oh my my my.
>Maniac In The Making, Or Imaginative Gun Nut?
>I’m completely conflicted about this story. Steven Barber was in a creative writing course at Wise College. He was asked to write a short story. He did, and it was full of talk of suicide and murder, with some Virginia Tech references sprinkled in there. Oh, and the dude who got murdered in his story …
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Up The Creek, Even With A Paddle
I’m sure most of you reading these words already know this, but for the benefit of everybody else, here’s a helpful tip from your friends at Vomit Comet World HQ. If your plan is to get drunk with some friends and then take a stolen canoe out for a joyride, it’s a good idea to …
I Hope These Kids Aren’t Home Schooled
How this woman’s children have lived to be 16 and 21 and how she made it all the way to 43 are a complete mystery to me, but it’s another example of my long held belief thatyou can’t kill the truly stupid. Woman Hurt Stepping Out of Moving Car According to the Saline County Sheriff’s …
I’m Not Sure What’s Weirder, The Actions Or The Reporting Of The Actions
I’m having one of those there has to be more to the story moments here. By all accounts, Matthew Evans was a pretty bright kid. Good grades, involved in lots of different activities, well liked by those around him. So it makes no sense that the following line would appear in an article about him. …
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Calling All Grammarians
For some reason, one sentence inthis little news storyhas been driving me nuts since Sunday. Why no, I do not have a life, why do you ask? Anyway, read this and see if anything strikes you as odd. The cyclist was ejected from the bike and suffered injuries to his lower left leg, scrapes and …