So, explain this to me. If according to Islam, everybody is supposed to pray the same amount, and men and women are both supposed to pray, and it always involves putting your nose and forehead to the ground, how come Egyptian men are just now developing a zebibah, egyptian for raisin, or callous developed from …
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Driving Blind
This story wouldn’t be worth posting, except for the ending. A 100-year-old Japanese man has been involved in several accidents, but refuses to stop driving, even though his license has been revoked. At the end of the story, they say that in 2009, drivers over 75 will be ordered to get checkups for dementia to …
Santa Claus Is Getting Shot Down
I just love the title of this story about a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party getting shot at in Rio De Janeiro. My Title Isn’t Half as good as the one on the actual story. Who knew Santa needed danger pay? Luckily, no one was hurt.
Suicide Bomber Junior
If the last post couldn’t render me speechless, this one does. Read it and be the judge about whether a crime was committed. What is never explained is what the cover of the DVD looks like.
Wha-aa-aa-aa-aat?
I can’t speak. I can barely write. All I can do is babble. Shocks? After a prank call? 77 of them to one person and 29 to another? The students wear the shock devices on their arms, legs and torso all the time? They can be set off by remote? Other calls have led them …
Scammer ID
Wow. This is just weird. Apparently, some scammers have started phoning and emailing people pretending to be Regions Bank. They ask them to call this other number and give out their credit card number, expiry date and other info. But what’s the weirdest part is when the scammer phones, people’s caller ID’s have been popping …
Cash Cow
Man tourists are strange animals. What is so interesting about a mechanical cow that farts at specified times? Apparently a whole lot, according to the Rowan Tree pub in Edinburgh, Scotland. Are we all so easily amused?
Ho Ho Hope I haven’t Been Ho HO Hosed Again
Well, it looks like, if this is the truth, I’m going to have to swallow my rage at the removal of the words “ho ho ho” from Australian Santas’ repertoire. It appears that wasn’t even close to the truth, or so the folks who trainSantas in Australia claim. They say they only told them to …
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>Try And Dig Yourself Out Of This One
>Wow, this Minneapolis cop should run off with this Orlando cop to the island of assholes so they can never be seen again. When you’re a police officer, and there’s a bus full of old women stuck in a snowbank, you don’t a. refuse to help and b. give a lady who’s going to shovel …
Who Needs Taste When You’ve Got Dirty Slogans On Your Kids’ Panties?
This next story about panties definitely beats the Chinese takeout panties from years gone by. I’m really wishing Steve had mentioned what department store he was in when he saw those, because that could have been important now. Anyway, we have a new story. Wal-Mart was selling panties that said “Who needs a credit card” …
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