If you were involved in a hit and run accident, it’s only too fitting that when your vehicle crokes, you’re the next hit and run victim. the price seems a little steep, though, since your hittee only suffered a crumpled rear end of his car and you suffer, well, critical injuries.
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Paying Disrespects
Can you imagine being at a funeral, seeing a guy come in, and then start laying the smackdown on the deceased? The weirdest part is nobody knows why he did it, he didn’t even know the guy.
Hmmm…Good Idea? Bad Idea?
Hey, I’m all for lots of exercise for prisoners, but is pole-vaulting a good idea?
Drowning In Selfishness
I have only one piece of advice for this cop. She should move to the UK and work for their police forces. There, they don’t rescue drowning victims, so she’ll never slip in water that splashed on the floor from trying to save a drowning child. Then she won’t need to sue the family of …
Come On, Dion
Does Stephane Dion really really really not want to ever be Prime Minister of Canada, or is he just an idiot? The answer has to be one of the 2, because I can think of no other reason why he would repeatedly say that if elected, he wouldrescind the Conservatives’ GST cuts because they aren’t …
Thank You For Flying Contradiction Airlines
Whenever I think about this, a certain joke pops into my head. But sadly, in the story, they’re serious! Ok, read this story and tell me this isn’t the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard. Singapore Airlines has a new airplane, an A380 Superjumbo Jet. One of its features is the ability to pay for a …
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Open Wide
I never thought going to the dentist could be such a scary prospect until I started reading News Of The Weird Daily. Let’s count the scary dentists I’ve learned about. There’s the dentist who ripped out that older lady’s teeth without anesthetic to teach her a lesson, the dentist who was low on sterilization and …
Now That’s A Shitty Job
I have now read about a job worse than telemarketing. In India, telemarketing is actually a good thing. When you hit the bottom of the barrel in India, you’re a sewage worker. What a depressing story. I don’t know whether it makes me want to cry or hurl.
Sex On The Brain…And The Beach…And The Driveway…
Wow. I know the psychology part of me finds this story completely believable, but…that doesn’t stop the juvenile part of me from giggling when I read it. I can’t even imagine going through what this couple has gone through, especially the man. Well, I really don’t know who has it worse when you get down …
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I Want To Ride It Where I Like
I had no idea this was a crime and haven’t the foggiest clue why anyone would do it, but a UK man has been registered as a sex offender after being caughtfucking a bike. Robert Stewart earned himself a hearing at Ayr Sheriff Court following the incident last October when two “extremely shocked” cleaners at …
