I said a little while ago that we had too many creapy dentists. Well, we must, because a robo-dental patient has been created to be able to let a dental trainee know when something hurts. That’s cool. But, this female look-alike’s sensors include some on her breast area to detect if she has been touched …
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Three Wrongs Definitely Don’t Make A Right.
Wow. A few months ago, at Rhode Island Hospital, a neurosurgeon relied on his memory to know which side of a patient’s head had the problem and found out his memory wasn’t so good, and the patient died. Fast-forward to November, at the same hospital, when another neurosurgeon opens the wrong side of another patient’s …
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Stop In The Name Of The Anthem
Man, I’m all for patriotism, but having all traffic stop for the National anthem sounds like a recipe for disaster. Thank god, when someone proposed that bit of legislation in Thailand, someone else thought they should think about it for a while. Imagine if you missed the memo? Then, after you smashed into your fellow …
It’s A Real Cool Pub, And You’re Not Part Of It
Maybe I’m crazy, but the idea of a bar setting up a swipe card system to keep the crazy drunks out just sounds dumbest of dumb. But that’s what the Pelham Buckle in Britain is doing. Here’s the first reason this just seems idiotic. How many times do people try out a new bar just …
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Special Water For Woofer
Good lord this is stupid. Some people are throwing money away buying bottled water. Now, they can throw money away buying bottled water for their pets! The company, Aquience, says that all pets, but particularly cats, aren’t getting enough liquid in their diet, and are getting urinary disorders. So they decided to sell bottled water …
Yep, That’s Definitely A Disaster
Here I go again, ragging on Britain. But in this case, I think they deserve a whole hell of a lot more. A junior official decided that the best way to send two computer disks full of the bank account and personal info of every British citizen receiving the child benefit, i.e. every family in …
Deado the Clown
Wow. It seems our dear old buddy Klutzo the clown, i.e. pedo the clown, is now dead from a taser shot. Man, there’s been a lot of taser deaths lately. It sounds like this guy was quite the fighter. I mean, he got two tasings in one day! Ok, buddy, learn that if you fight …
Phew! That Makes Me Feel So Much Better!
Wow. We have now found out that our anesthesiologist prick with too few needles didn’t use the same needle. He used several, and used them over and over and over. And that makes it sooo much better. We do have his name now, though. It’s Dr. Harvey Finkelstein.
It’s Not Me, Eh, Sir!
Wow. This is just dumb. Police are looking for Anthony Johnson, a black dude. Somehow, they get his license number mixed up with that of Andrew Johnson, a white dude, and Andrew Johnson gets grabbed. He’s released, but his license is suspended until he can prove that he isn’t Anthony Johnson! Hellooo! How hard is …
Passed Out Where? In A What? With A Who?
A dude breaks into a garage, then gets scared off to a neighbour’s garage, where he steals a mountain bike, a lawn mower, a stuffed toy and a blanket, returns to the first garage, and is found two hours later passed out in a boat with his pants down next to the now anatomically correct …