Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Oh my god. I wish they’d given either the specific weight of this woman, or the dimensions of some of the narrower tunnels. Maybe I’ll have to do more research, just because I’m such a prick. I can’t even imagine being in this situation. I think it’s prickish to make fun of someone for being …
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Wow. Some stuff is just weird. Not as weird as someone punching vegetation, but pretty weird all the same. This came from the Guelph Mercury. Prisoner on the run to visit ill mom NASHVILLE, TENN. (Jan 27, 2007) It has all the makings of a country song: an escaped prisoner, his terminally ill mother, a …
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I wonder how long this will last. Just the other day, I wrote that post about Kathleen Farrelly. Well, it appears that, through her lawyer, she has said she won’t fight the judge’s decision and the fight is over. Something tells me this has more to do with the lawyer saying, You’re done! Wouldn’t it …
Deputy finds man punching shrub A 23-year-old Hilton Head Island man was charged with public disorderly conduct after a deputy observed him “in a physical confrontation with shrubs” at 8:27 p.m. Saturday at Carolina First, 401 William Hilton Parkway, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff’s Report. Responding to a complaint that a man tried to …
According to this story, the noise a person makes while vomiting has been scientifically proven to be the worst sound in the world. Professor Trevor Cox and a team of researchers at Salford University’s Acoustic Research Centre in the UK conducted a year-long online study during which over 1.1 million people from around the world …
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Man oh man. Politics makes people regress, I swear. Just have a look at one of our city councillors if you don’t believe me. Ever since we had our municipal election in November, there has been a tug of war going on between two councillors over a seat. It all started when Kathleen Farrelly won …
I swear that when the media comes around, people get stupid. Ok, here’s the story. Two days ago, a guy got into a private school at the time when parents were coming to collect their kids and take them home. He sexually assaulted a seven-year-old girl in the washroom. He got caught, he got arrested, …
Ug. Morons! I throw up my hands in complete dismay and disbelief. I found a story in the Merc that makes me want to scream. Ok. For the past 10 or so days, there has been a Norwalk-like virus going around certain sections of the hospital. So, to prevent more people from getting it, and …
I read this in the Guelph Mercury the other day, and all I could think at the end was, “What a waste!” That and “we’ve learned exactly what from this waste?” I’d link to it, but the only way to see this particular article is by subscribing to the paper, so I can’t. Recreated 1918 …
These imbeciles are appealing their DaVinci Code Lawsuit! Why can’t they just quit while they’re…behind I guess? They already owe about $2 million of Randomhouse’s legal bills, plus their own! Face it dudes, you’re done! I wish I could find the page number where their book is clearly mentioned, and save the courts, the judge, …
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