I can’t decide what the weirdest part of this story is. Is it that this guy stole a dead person’s hand and gave it to a stripper he met somewhere? Is it that this woman seemingly appreciated the gift? Or is it that nobody bothered to mention why this happened?
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Welcome to Throwbackville
I’ve been wanting to write this post since yesterday, but every time I think about it, words fail me. The only words that come to mind are “wow!” and “gees!” But I know those words do not a blog post make. So here I go, trying again. Ok, how can I jumpstart this thing? How …
Pet Rocks
I will readily admit that I’m a sentimental person. I like to keep things that remind me of people and times of the past. But there comes a point where sentimentality ends and morbidity begins, and when it comes to pets, that point is here. Apparently, if your pet dies, the people at Pet Crematorium …
>Good To Know
>Actual newspaper headline I just saw: “Winter weather to bring snow, freezing rain and cold air”. Boy, am I ever glad I read the paper today. Seriously, this is the biggest development since the day I found out thatsnow tends to blow around more in open areas.Keep up the good work, fellas.
Hey! Buddy! You do have the Right to Remain Silent, you know!
Um wow. Just when you don’t think you can possibly hear of someone being more stupid, you read this story. I can no longer write. I’m still laughing. A Monroe man allegedly was amazed when told his estranged wife’s boyfriend survived a Nov. 30 knife attack, Snohomish County prosecutors said Thursday. “What? I thought I …
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Are Thoughts Flukes for Fluckes?
Here are a couple of tips for the would-be user of a counterfeit cheque: When you pull into Wal-Mart and you see 40 police cruisers in the parking lot, it is wise to suppose that perhaps now is not a good time to use the cheque. If you decide to push on, thinking that the …
Until Death Do Us Part? So We’re Talking Five Years?
When I first saw this mentioned in News of the Weird, I laughed. Now, when I read more, I still chuckle, but it’s less funny and more thought-provoking. Let’s start off with the funny. Would you believe that 30 death row inmates have online profiles on dating sites? I didn’t at first either. They’re real …
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Donate your Integrity to UNICEF today!
Man, all I can say when I read this story is, oh the irony. Staff at UNICEF in South Asia are getting increasingly upset with the fact that the organization has partnered with Guchi for fund-raising purposes, with good reason. Here’s something that will kick your campaign, and your good name, squarely in the nuts. …
Volunteer?
It looks like the guy who wanted to tattoo breakfast on someone’s head has found himself a volunteer. Yes, I said volunteer, as in will not be getting paid for this. There’s no way I would ever allow anyone to do that to me, but at least the guy who has decided he will is …
When She Leaves the Room, Does She Have to Grease the Door?
Oh my god. I wish they’d given either the specific weight of this woman, or the dimensions of some of the narrower tunnels. Maybe I’ll have to do more research, just because I’m such a prick. I can’t even imagine being in this situation. I think it’s prickish to make fun of someone for being …
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