Those of us here at the VC would like to send our thoughts and condolences to the victimes, families, friends and anyone else touched by the tragedies yesterday in London, England. We’re a small modest site but we have our loyal British readers. We can only hope that this message finds them safe and that …
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Too Bad There’s Only 1 S In Astrology
Russian astrologer Marina Bai hasfiled a $3 million lawsuitagainst NASA over a recent experiment conducted by the agency that involved smashing a space probe into a comet called Tempel 1. According to Bai, NASA’s reckless actions could not only be responsible for the eventual destruction of the planet Earth, but will also be responsible for …
Finding The News So You Don’t Have To
It seems a lot has happened this week in the world of strange news. As I sit here scanning through the headlines over onAnanova.com,a few things are catching my eye, so since I’m cool like that, I thought I might as well share. Besides, the site is hurting for new material so this is a …
I’m So Not Creative
Every now and then I sit around and think to myself, “self, you have some weird ideas sometimes.” Then I’ll hear about something likethis,and I start to wonder if I’m really all that odd after all. A 38-year-old chinese man has figured out that he can pull a car with his ears while walking on …
"Belief in sex-mad demon tests nerves in Zanzibar"
This is one of the strangest things I’ve ever read,and I suggest that you all click over and read it too, even if it’s for no other reason than that this might be your only chance to see the words “sodomizing gremlin” in a serious news article. I’m not even going to try summarizing this …
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This Post Has Nothing To Do With Politics
Ok, actually it does, but not if we use the Stephen Harper definition of the word. Let me explain. Some of Canada’s war veterans are upset and rightfully so that government officials including Harper and Prime Minister Paul Martin missedSunday’s V-E Day Celebration in Europefor political reasons, specifically the current situation that could see the …
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Happy Holidays
A small town in Brazil officially declared yesterday to beOrgasm Day. According to the news story linked above, the festivities were intended to improve relationships between the town’s married couples as well as to celebrate the orgasm in all of its forms. the day even included a panel discussion on premature ejaculation which unfortunately ended …
Help Me Out Here
Welcome to flawed logic 101. Today’s lesson is about a Rubella outbreak. Yup, Rubella. Ya know, German Measles. The thing we’ve all supposed to have been vaccinated against when we were itty bitty. Well a whole bunch of people in a nearby city who are part of a specific religious sect refuse to be vaccinated. …
More On The Exploding Toads
Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of theexploding toads,and the latest theory about why it’s happening is prettydisgusting.Don’t eat while reading that, I mean it.
Just Shut Up
I’m not sure whythis news storymakes me so angry, but it does. Maybe it’s because I’ve never been able to figure out why anybody takes the time to give even a quarter of a shit what a fashion critic thinks about anything. I mean seriously, fashion critic has to be one of the most useless …