I hope everyone had a nice Easter weekend. Mine consisted of a family brunch and a trip to AEW Collision in London. I want to take a second to thank our friends Barb and Alex for setting us up with tickets to that second thing. Twas extremely amazing of you to do that and trust …
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I Swear I’d Lose My Head If I Accidentally Detached It And Dumped It In The River
Police seeking help identifying ‘intentionally dismembered’ human remains found at Cherry Beach If you can help the authorities out with this please do, but what I need is more information on all of the human remains that end up hacked apart, wrapped in plastic bags and floating in the harbour by accident. I assume there …
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My First Prime Minister Died
Technically speaking that’s not true since there were Joe Clark, Pierre Trudeau and John turner before him, but Brian Mulroney is my first Prime Minister in the sense that he’s the first one I remember actually being in the job. When I started getting old enough to notice the news and when we began learning …
We’re From The Government And We’re Here To Help
Five people have been killed and 10 wounded in Gaza when a parachute on a humanitarian airdrop package failed to deploy properly and the parcel fell on them, a witness has said. The casualties were taken to Gaza City’s Al-Shifa hospital, the emergency room’s head nurse, Mohammed al-Sheikh, said. The airdrop took place north of …
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Best News Bloopers Of February, 2024
I’m bringing some erotic reptiles to your surprise party! See you th…uh-oh. And today must be starting off ok. I wrote the word February without mistyping or having to think about how to spell it. Well, at least I did the first time. The second one almost ended up being Febuarary when I lost control …
Learning The Word No and Using It Liberally Might Be A Good Place To Start
As satisfying as it is to watch the Prime Minister of Canada absolutely torch Bell and others for the way they do business at all of our expense, I have to say that it would be much more satisfying if someone…anyone in government with any sort of real power had said some version of it …
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“What Is The Nature Of Your Emergency?” “I Appear To Be Lost In An Administrative Loop”
This is hardly the dumbest 911 story we’ve ever seen, but something about it keeps saying “Steve, post me,” so who am I to argue? Police say that on Feb. 2, the man attended the Superior Court of Justice to obtain help completing family court documents. After staff advised they are not permitted to provide …
Happy Valentine’s Day. Please Accept These News Bloopers As A Token Of My Love
Many slips of the tongue here, which sounds like a fine Valentine’s Day to me. And I’ve got a feeling this would be even better if I understood literally anything about yoga.
Firings
A few moves I feel the need to comment on. Bell Canada slashing 4,800 jobs, selling 45 radio stations I didn’t realize there were that many people still working there. I kid, but only a little. In the last few years that company has been gutted until there’s nothing left to gut, and then somehow …
The Best News Bloopers Of January, 2024
If there’s going to be lovemaking, we need to know how big your hole is and all about the true colours of Uranus.