If you find yourself in Ottawa this summer, do be sure to make some time to visit one of the city’s best dining spots. The Food Bank. Microsoft took down an article from its sprawling web empire that recommended travelers visit the Ottawa Food Bank on an empty stomach as a tourist attraction in the …
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According To Wikipedia, A Hamburger, Or Simply Burger, Is A Sandwich Consisting Of Fillings—Usually A Patty Of Ground Meat, Typically Beef—Placed Inside A Sliced Bun Or Bread Roll…
“What if,” said some cheap asshole one morning, “we could find a way to line our pockets even more while not sacrificing our long established commitment to infuriating customers and screwing up orders? And what if, and this is the best part other than the lining our pockets part, we could do those things faster …
My Job Is Applying For Jobs
Should applicants be paid for job interviews? Companies should compensate for time and effort, says advocate On the surface, the idea of paying people to interview for jobs sounds kind of weird, but I don’t think it’s the worst idea, honestly. We aren’t living in the old days anymore when it was a simple come …
The Sex Here Is Garbage
Peeping through windows at teenagers and a toddler whilst unloading the ‘ol pump-action shotgun is a pretty bad thing to get arrested for, but I’m more interested in what Greg Verellen was picked up for a few months before that. According to Stratford police media relations officer Const. Darren Fischer, the two previous charges stem …
United Breaks…Wait, Make That United Brailles Its Cabins
Sorry for the mistake. Bit of a reflex, you understand. I’m actually shocked it’s taken this long for a U.S. based airline to start rolling out in-cabin braille. The Americans with Disabilities Act has been around for more than 30 years and putting braille on things is one of the simpler improvements you can make, …
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Best News Bloopers July, 2023
Am I the only one who finds the sound of baby goats to be creepy as hell?
You Are Rainbows? That Ain’t Cool. Watch Us Ban You From The School
Administrators at an elementary school in Waukesha, Wisconsin, banned this nice song about living in a happy world where it’s ok to love everyone and to be who you are from being performed by first graders during a concert because rainbows are gay or some shit. Absolute moron James Sebert, who also serves as the …
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The Best News Bloopers Of June, 2023, So They Say
Maybe it’s today’s extra screwy sleep schedule (Carin had to be up at 2 in the morning which meant I did too), but I can’t say I enjoyed this round all that much. My highlight is the two anchors short circuiting while trying to get through the storm report, but your mileage may vary. I …
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Half-Pipe Joke Goes Here
I’m barely coordinated enough to do one of these things. A Connecticut man wanted for exposing himself and masturbating while skateboarding to trail walkers has been nabbed by police. Over the course of several days in mid-July, the Southington Police Department received complaints from community members in the area of the Rails to Trails of a …
Thanks For Dinner. Now What’s Next?
Why the government’s grocery rebate may not do enough to help struggling Canadians May not? Try will not, especially when most of the article is devoted to many of the reasons why it quite obviously won’t. I’m not going to tell you that what the government has done here is bad, because it isn’t. Far …
