Ontario Government Doesn’t Understand How Studies Work, Thinks We’re Dumb

No matter how you feel about Ontario’s basic income project (I’m for it for a number of reasons, for the record), it’s awfully hard to see the Doug Ford governments decision to yank it out from under people without warning years early and in spite of a promise not to do that as anything other …

A Mini Documentary On Nebraska’s Disaster Of A Safe Haven Law

I happened to catch an episode of CBC’s Out in the Open over the weekend. It was all about unintended consequences and people’s reactions to them. There were some rather interesting stories, but one in particular very much caught my ear. They spent about 15 minutes on the State of Nebraska’s attempt at a safe …

I Can’t Wait To See My Old Flame…And Then Piss It Out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nZ9IdN53AE A friendly chap by the name of Michael Allen Haag seems to have had himself quite the time during a recent plane ride from Denver to Charleston, according to reports. The people around him? Probably not so much. Witnesses gave an FBI agent these accounts of a harrowing flight from Denver on Thursday night, …

What In The Actual Hell Is Going ON In Guelph These Days?

Brampton man accused of exposing himself in public sauna Two boys under the age of 18 were present at the time Police called about a man masturbating in front of hospital The male is described as approximately 45-55 years old, about 5’6” tall, Man found masturbating in toy section Police attended to the store and …

Public Transit By Uber Seems To Be Going Alright

Last year, the town of Innisfil decided to partner with Uber instead of spending piles of money to build its own transit system from scratch. I said then that it was an interesting idea and that I was pulling for it to work out. So how is it working out? Pretty well, it appears. Innisfil, …

It’s One, Two Hit-And-Runs And You’re Out AT The Old Ball Game

We live in a world where not everything is just and not everyone gets justice. But many times there is justice, even if sometimes that justice takes half a century and is kind of cold-hearted and weird. In 1968, Douglas Parkhurst killed 4-year-old Carolee Ashby in a hit-and-run, or at least he’s pretty sure he …

Put The Money In The Bag. Sure, But Put Your License Through The Machine

This is normally where I’d call David Menser an imbecile, but honestly, he might just be an average guy. Why? Because on the one hand he was smart enough to remove the dye pack from the stack of money he got from the bank teller he was robbing, but on the other, that ended up …

Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It…woe!

I don’t know how many admitted shoplifters we have reading this, but a question for you in case you exist. How common is it for someone to spend seven hours in the same store filling up a cart with things he plans to take? I always picture shoplifting being something that happens fairly quickly. You …

Bottle Of Wine, Fruit Of The Vine. Who Am I Gonna Have To Run Over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZynyHW2hfw You know how it is. It’s morning, you’re hammered, and gosh darn it, you’re plumb out of refreshments. What to do…what to do? You could call it a night, of course. How are you going to do it all again this afternoon if you don’t sleep now, right? But if you feel you absolutely …