I wanted to post this song when all the fire and fury stuff started, but then life got away from me. With North Korea doing more missile tests, Now is as good a time as any. Get your lyrics right here. I’m not dragging them over here, because they actually have links explaining context of …
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The Sun And Jocsan Feliciano Rosado: Two Things That Weren’t Very Bright On Monday
What can’t this week’s eclipse do? It excited, it educated, it brought people together, it helped the police catch a suspected car thief…wait, what? Rosado parked the stolen car at Harbor Freight on Osceola Parkway in Kissimmee, and bought a welder’s mask to safely view the solar eclipse. As Rosado was standing in the parking …
Whether It Was Both A Name And A Service Was Not Reported
This one’s almost too easy, but I still feel that it is my duty to inform you all that Kim Young Suk has been found guilty along with somebody who has a less amusing name of running a brothel out of what was purported to be an “accupressure spa.”
If We Add An Extra L He’ll Be Extra Good At It
I can only theorize that if you look at your newborn son and say to yourself “he looks like a Fellony,” either you already know you don’t like him or that you have insights about the future the rest of us don’t. And considering how things have been going for Fellony with two Ls Hudson, …
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Ass Bucket Challenge
Here comes another one out of the rusty and dusty pile of old blog ideas that I’ve been keeping around for way too long, but part of this is kind of timeless. Back in 2014, when everyone was throwing buckets of icy water on their heads to raise money for ALS research for the Ice …
I’m Afraid They Maytag Her As A Bad Parent
Whenever I think about this poor, poor kid, after I can let out my breath, all I can think of are two things. The washing machines in the apartment building are so deep that in order for me to reach the bottom, I have to almost climb in to get everything, so Steve helps me …
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The Pain In My Brain Is Caused Mainly By The Cane
Meet another group of police officers who need to learn the difference between a white cane and a weapon. This happened last year in Winnipeg, but I finally got around to writing it down. It seems that Steven Stairs was walking from a bar to a payphone, and he had the misfortune of being in …
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The Fondling Is A Value-Added Service, But If You Don’t Want It You Can Squish Your Ass In Here
You have a problem with guys boarding airplanes and forgetting the old preschool lesson about keeping their hands to themselves. Do you: A: Ignore it and hope it goes away because how bad can it be, really? The media often overblows things. B: Remind everyone over the loudspeaker during the announcements that it’s not ok …
Are You Happy To See Me Or Did You Leave Weed In Your Gitch Again
Let’s mark this one down as a good try. And when I say good, of course what I actually mean is what a terrible, terrible try. A Port St. Lucie police officer about 11:20 p.m. spotted a “suspicious vehicle/parking violation” involving a Chevrolet Silverado in the 600 block of Southeast Majestic Terrace. An officer smelled …
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Have You Checked Your Nose?
I don’t know this for an absolute fact, but if you put a gun to my head and told me to guess I’m pretty sure I’d tell you that yes, David Blackmon was more than likely getting high on his own supply. If not his own, then somebody’s. Why else would he have called the …