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Aside from “gross!”, I don’t have all that much to add here. Brian Dijon Boyd, 27, was arrested Sunday afternoon in connection with a series of vile encounters at a Target in Tampa, according to a police report. Store surveillance video recorded Boyd “knowingly and intentionally squirting white in color hair conditioner” on the “back …
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In case you were wondering (god I hope you’re not), there are no good times to steal a police cruiser. There are only bad times and worse times, And one of the worst times of all is when the cruiser on which you have your eye is sitting in the parking lot of its police …
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As a lad, I remember watching Danny Tartabull play baseball. He was pretty good at it as I recall, especially at the part where you hit the ball very well seemingly more often than you miss it. But as good as he was at that, he was apparently much less good at paying his child …
A hazMat team had to be called in when an odor was detected after a truck penetrated the wall of a building belonging to AnalTech, a company name I swear to you all I am 100 percent not making up. https://www.facebook.com/1017WDEL/videos/10155219993595822/ As a result of the collision at the intersection of Route 72 and Blue Hen …
Hopefully there was more to Jorge Jove’s motivations and subsequent actions than he didn’t appreciate those damn trucks parked near his house, because if that’s all it is he sure picked a poor way to make them leave. Jorge Jove didn’t like the AT&T work trucks in front of his Hialeah home Wednesday morning. So, …
Initially I just tweeted this story out and was prepared to leave it at that, but the longer I allow it to turn itself about in my brain the stronger the urge becomes to memorialize the stupidity at work here because sometimes, the simplest mistakes are also the dumbest mistakes. I do not have asthma. …
Why is it that right before you’re about to do something, you almost always hear a ridiculous and/or dangerous story about that thing? The example that always comes to mind for me is years ago when I had to have surgery on my arm. I’m sitting in the living room watching TV with my family …
Yes, a 70-year-old massage lady did offer to take the nice officer to the full service pumps for an additional fee, but do not let that fact distract you from the best part of this, that being that it all went down (so to speak) at Jax Therapy. Septuagenarian Sun Hee Gribat was collared Tuesday …
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I haven’t watched the Late Show since Letterman left because rare is the night when I’m not fast asleep by 11:30 and none of our good for nothing cable companies will get around to building me a DVR I can use, but if this is the sort of thing I’m missing I might have to …
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It’s not every day that one of these messed up order food feud stories goes from fight between customer and cashier to all out drunken brawl, but that’s what happened in Toronto over the weekend. So much for Canadians being nice all the time, I guess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=549DEWsRqD0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcK0xSYa-AY Paul Michael, 23, was at the restaurant …
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