Remember that guy who found a dead thing in his pepsi can? He thought it was a mouse. Actually, the FDA took the can, analyzed it, and said it’s afrog. It was a partially-decomposed frog, but a frog nonetheless. And now Pepsi is screaming that it could not have possibly come from their plant. I …
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Dragonflies Are Faster Than A Speeding Bullet!
We’ve talked about people trying to shoot mice, but in that case, nobody was hurt. This time someone decided to shoot dragonflies, and shot his friend in the head instead. We don’t know if his buddy survived, nor was there any word on whether he managed to hit any dragonflies. Dragonflies? Seriously?
That’s Not Nice, It Was Probably Just Playing
Who the fuck gets into a fight with an opossum, and over what? I can’t answer the second part of that question, but the answer to the first is41-year-old Kevin A. Temple. Temple was observed by police walking on the sidewalk holding a live opossum by the tail. He told police he had gotten into …
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Wild Animals Aren’t Pets
The story of Donna Munson feeding bears falls under the ha ha ha ha ha you’re stupid files. but sadly, because her actions affected more than her, there is far less laughter. the sweet old lady considered all the passing animals to be her pets, her babies. So, because she liked watching them and didn’t …
Slow And Steady Escapes the Circus
Ok, how does a 114-pound tortoise get away? It’s a tortoise! I mean, I know some tortoises can move fast, but this one obviously didn’t. In 6 days, it only made it 2 miles. They did catch him and he didn’t get pasted by any cars or anything, so that’s good. But…how did he manage …
Pepsi Mouse
You know you really really love diet pepsi when you keep buying it and drinking it even after finding a dead mouse in a pepsi can. Yeah, now they just buy the bottles and pour it into a glass. That makes it so much better. I wouldn’t be able to drink the stuff after drinking …
Dear Maggie Laidlaw
Why are you making me look and feel like an idiot? Yes, me personally. Do you remember 2006? Back when we had that election thing? I used one of my votes on you. I did that because I listened to you speak and read my newspapers regularly and thought you would be a good choice. …
Shoo, PETA, Don’t Bother Me
Ug here we go with more PETA bullshit. I think even flies can smell it and would consider it fine food. President Obama swatted a fly in an interview. PETA decided to seize upon this opportunity and bitch about it, sending him a humane bug catch and release fly trap. This reminds me of something …
Was This The Lion From The Wizard Of OZ?
Don’t beat these chihuahuas with a spatula. I think they just saved the lives of Ana Lee Spray and her whole family. Apparently, Spray woke up to a hell of a lot of barking from her 3 toy chihuahuas, each weighing about 3 pounds. they were in the garage. When she checked on the dogs, …
Rich Little Bird
Watch this video! Let’s hope this bird never comes to a city where there are audible signals and decides to mimic them, and some silly blind person believes him. Isn’t that an amazing talent?