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There is some weirdness in this story that makes me wonder what really happened, but if it went down how the guy says it did, he deserved what he got. An unnamed 21-year-old man said he thought it would be funny to pretend to rob his mom when she was coming home from shopping. He …
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I don’t know what it is about the news right now, but I saw 3 particularly evil stories all in one day. It needs to stop. First up, we have the story of Ali Kimia, a man with the words “Why try” tattooed on his head. He sure did try…to kill the man he carjacked. …
Somebody help me to understand what this man hoped would happen. An unnamed 62-year-old man holds a sledding party every year, and always does crazy things. This year, the crazy thing was strapping an improvised rocket to his back and then taking off with a sled. I guess he thought he would fly. Instead, he …
What a horrible situation. A man set himself on fire. A police officer saw the burning man and rushed to help. She grabbed what she thought was a fire extinguisher out of her trunk. It wasn’t. It was pepper spray. I guess the fire extinguisher and pepper spray can look extremely similar. She unloaded it …
I want to post this, but I can’t find the words. The only words that come to me are ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Well, you read this and see if you can do better. I’m sure that crew guy will feel guilty for the rest of forever…and he’ll always remember to …
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Carolyn Paulsen-Riat sounds like she and Camaree N. Fellon would be great friends. Her husband said he was leaving, so she destroyed his vintage accordion and an antique tool chest, and reversed the wires on his table saw so it would zap him. Yup, I think he’s got the right idea. Leave her, and never …
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Here’s a story that makes you go what the hell. Kerri Lyn Smith and her boyfriend of four years were having a New Years kiss, when suddenly…Smith started yelling at him and bit off part of his lower lip! He has no idea why she would do such a thing. He managed to push her …
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Way to go Michael Anthony Randall Jr. Way to create a lasting reminder of the day you were a dipshit. I guess Randall decided to rob a store. He had a gun in his coveralls, but when he pulled it out, he shot himself in the ankle by accident! Then he hobbled over to a …
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Francis Viliar really didn’t want to get caught. He paid someone $400 to cut his fingers from knuckle to tip so his fingerprints would be unreadable. Too bad it didn’t work. That has gotta suck, after going through all that effort and pain, and for nothing. Not that I feel sorry for him, though.
Jesus, this is almost as crazy aspouring boiling oil on a guy because he bought the wrong chicken. Carolyn Brown, 44, was charged with second-degree battery Wednesday after she allegedlypoured a pot of hundred degree grits onto her sleeping boyfriend following an argument.As it happens, second is also the degree of the burns the victim …