Police were summoned to a Chicago home because a woman was seen drunk outside holding her three-month-old child under her armpit like a football. And why was Jamie Riley drunk? Oh, she and her husband were just celebrating the fact that the DCFS had dropped their investigation into the safety of their child. Consider the …
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There’s Nothing Like A Nice, Relaxing Drive With The Family
Some families have game night. Some families have story time. Some families have days at the park. And some families, well, some families havepass out in a car full of drugs in a gas station parking lot while the 2-year-old boy in your lap plays with some methadone bottles night. The driver, 29-year-old Adin David …
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Down Goes The Booze, Here Come The Cops, Where Goes My Kid?
Thankfully the story ofDylan Kurihara,a 3-year-old California boy who was the subject of an Amber Alert after going missing while attending a wedding with his father last month, has a happy ending. He was found safe and sound the next day and returned home. Unfortunatley for Joe Kurihara, the boy’s father, his story won’t be …
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You’re Setting A Bad Example For Our Son, And I’m So Angry About It That I Have No Choice But To…Set A Bad Example For Our Son
Adyan Sanchez is right about one thing. It was wrong for her boyfriend Roberto Olvera to call her a bitch in front of their 1-year-old son. However, I can think of a thousand better ways for her to have made this point thanthrowing a plateful of tamales on him. According to a police report, deputies …
Oh Maggie, Maggie May, They Should Have Taken You Away…
What a depressing start to the day. We’ve talked about several kids being tossed in the dryer. Now, a mom who was high on drugs put her ten-day-old baby in the washing machine with the dirty laundry and turned on the machine! It’s no surprise the baby’s dead. Oh this just makes me sad beyond …
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Hush, Little Baby, Don’t Say A Word, Granny’s Gonna Sell You…Oh No The Cops Heard.
Here comes another story of someone selling a kid. In this one, it was the 12-week-old kid’s grandmother who was trying to sell the poor little boy for $30000. To make things even worse, the kid’s mom was in jail. If mommy cared about her kid, wouldn’t that be a horrible thing to come out …
Beer Safety Seat?
Thanks Ann for this one. A long time ago, I wrote about a woman not buckling in her kid, but strapping in her beer. Now we have Larry Garza and company strapping cases of beer into two child seats, but holding the kids in their laps. Wow. Talk about priorities.
It’s Yours, But I Can Have Some…
Gees. It’s gotta suck to a. be terminally ill and b. have a mom who thinks nothing of stealing some of that sedative they’re giving you to help ease your pain. Karen Remsing was visiting her 15-year-old son at the children’s hospital when she unhooked his IV and started siphoning some of the sedative that …
Those Kids Sure Won’t Put Their Fingers In An Electrical Socket…
Here come two more morons raising two poor unfortunate kids. I guess they decided to go steal some copper wire and brought their kids along for the ride. So, they left their kids in the truck and went into a vacant property to steal some wire. The power would be off right? Right? Wrong! Now …
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Baby’s First Marijuana
What is in the air in Madisonville? I guess it’s pot. First, we had the video of the two-year-old putting a joint to her lips under the encouragement of her mother, and now another mom was blowing marijuana smoke into the mouths of her one, four, and seven-year-old kids. Listen, folks, babies don’t need marijuana. …