Sorry this is going up so late, and sorry for the general neglect of this place over the last little while. Laziness, busyness, illness, hung overness and going out and having funness haven’t made for the best of reading lately. Hopefully things can start getting back to normal soon, but to hold you over until …
Category Archives: religion
Peter Peter Money-Eater
Hmmm. If you’re in debt, do you think it’s a wise idea to pay out more money to a preacher guy who says he can make your debt go away by supernatural means?If you answered yes, I guess we know why you’re in debt. Peter Popoff is a fraud, plain and simple. All those times …
Thou Shalt Not Take Back My Lexis!
According to Ken Falzini, a repo man who came to get Rev. Marc Neal’s lexis because he was behind on payments, Neal has an odd way of dealing with his problem.throw the guy on the hood of his car and drive around. Also, turn on the wipers, make lots of sharp turns, all the while …
#Educationsystemfail
I just had a truly amazing exchange with someone on Twitter. A few of us were talking about New Year’s plans and somebody asked me if I had booze. I replied by asking “Is the Pope Catholic?” and laughing. I was unprepared for the response I got back. “I have no idea,” it said. Just…wow.
Somebody Needs An Attitude Change
Here’s a freaky thought. Amber Yust had decided to get a sex-change. When she registered her new name and gender with the San Francisco DMV, after an employee, who she has named as Thomas Demartini, processed her application, he started sending her letters and DVD’s warning of eternal damnation. The letters came from him, and …
The Church of St Bennowwwww My Head!
If you’re one to believe in “the lord works in mysterious ways” type stuff, the story of a statue in a church falling on someone trying to steal a donation box is a far better example than whatever P.E.I. Minister of Transportation Ron MacKinley was on about. A man tried to steal a donation box …
And God Said Let There Be Sunday Shopping Supporters Falling Down At TV Stations, And It Was So
P.E.I. now has year round Sunday shopping like the rest of Canada, thanks to a private member’s bill introduced by opposition leader Olive Crane. But if Provincial Transportation Minister Ron MacKinley is to be believed,the Lord sure isn’t happy about it. Following an appearance on CBC Television’s Compass Monday, Crane slipped on the television set, …
Jesus Christski!
Yes, I’m in a special mood. Remember the Big 62-foot Butter Jesus? Well, in Poland, they’re trying to build an even bigger one. When this one is complete, it will be 171 feet-ish tall. I know the one in Ohio wasn’t the biggest in the world, but now that I heard about its epic demise, …
What Would Jesus Do? Not That.
Wow. I would recommend that anyone in Des Peres think twice about going into St. Paul’s Lutheran Church. they won’t even accept Jesus! Apparently, Neal Thompson dresses up as Jesus and goes to a different church every Sunday. He has been doing this for 22 years. He usually gets some raised eyebrows, but then they …
Fall From Grace And From A Cliff Face
I read this story first, but had to write easier stuff before I came back for it. Jason Michael Carlsen is suing Bethel Bible School students Sarah Elisabeth Koivumaki and ZacharyGudelunas, and if things went down the way he and the Redding police say they did, he should. The story goes that after a night …