The First Black Friday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-wB4CCZuQ Some funny stuff here from Jimmy Kimmel. Don’t forget to send me (Steve) any ridiculous Black Friday videos and stories you find or have been involved in. Here’s the contact info again.
Category Archives: satire
Black Friday Body Count: Black Friday, The Movie
Black Friday – Movie Trailer This is fake…I think. Fake, but also reasonably accurate. And so begins the 2015 Black Friday Body Count. As much as I’d love for folks to stop acting like savage, barbaric, knuckle dragging goddamned imbeciles in the name of televisions thus rendering this unnecessary, I have to admit it’s nice …
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A Funny Refresher On Things That Annoy Blind People
I saw this satirical list of 17 ways to make a blind person happy, and after I finished laughing, I thought it needed a link. Let’s see. How many of these have I experienced? Most of them. Thankfully no. 11 doesn’t happen much, but it has. The closest I’ve had to no. 12 was that …
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It’s Already A Better Tuesday Morning
I saw this on Facebook, and couldn’t stop laughing. Thankfully it isn’t anything we have to worry about…but maybe we might have to later if we end up with a conservative government again, who knows. Someone wrote up what we should do if we woke up this morning and Stephen Harper was still in power. …
Why Niqabs Are An Election Issue
Rick Mercer pretty much nails it right here. On a side note, am I the only one who has trouble typing the word Niqab without putting a U in it? I seriously just did it again.
That Was Pretty Stoopid, Chief
I’ve learned that expecting the general public to be able to tell a parody from the real thing can sometimes be a lot to ask, but shouldn’t we all be able to expect better from a police chief? Annapolis Police Chief Michael A. Pristoop thought he came prepared when he testified before a Maryland state …
Dear Crabby
Some really funny stuff here from Scott Feschuk of Macleans, as he takes real Dear Abby questions and answers them as Stephen Harper might answer them. DEAR ABBY: I was married to my high school sweetheart, “Linda,” for 37 years. I am a widower now, going into a new relationship with “Susan.” How do I …
Watch As I Ruin A Perfectly Fine Onion Article By Relating It To WWE’s Awfulness
I feel like this Onion story is probably pretty close to what it must be like to work for WWE. CEO Has Special Knack For Recognizing Great Ideas And Ruining Them BALTIMORE—Employees at local technology firm Halverson Enterprises remarked to reporters Monday that CEO Peter Weathers, 61, has an extraordinary gift for discovering great ideas …
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When Dealing With Quebec’s Language Police, It’s Hard To Tell The Truth From The Comedy
Earlier this year when it was big news, I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what it was that the true story of the Quebec language police trying to shake down Italian and British restaurants because their menus had words like “pasta” and “fish and chips” on them reminded me of. Today while …
Land Of The Somewhat More Free
Once again, the Onion says what we should all be thinking.Nation Celebrates What Is, Technically Speaking, Progress WASHINGTON—Following two Supreme Court rulings today that allowed homosexuals in California to wed, extended federal benefits to same-sex married couples, but stopped short of calling gay marriage constitutional, the nation celebrated what is, technically speaking, progress, sources confirmed. …