I know Bryan Parslow used to think seeing if he could hold his breath while passing through a hamlet was a fun game. Now, hopefully he’s learned you shouldn’t do that while driving. He can think about how dumb that was while his right leg heals.
Category Archives: that was dumb
I’m About To Say Something Stupid!
Oh boy. Time to add something you shouldn’t do to our list.don’t text someone about how you’re about to rob someone, and then drop your phone at the scene, and don’t say “I’m about to commit a crime” on your phone right outside somebody’s window before breaking into the neighbour’s house. Got that, Kevin Wayne …
You Never Count Your Money, When You’re Stickin’ Up The BK, There’ll Be Time Enough For Countin’, When The Getaway’s Done
So, we established that you shouldn’t text while holding someone at gunpoint. Now, we think it’s a good idea to change that rule to “just don’t put the gun down.” If Jason Robinson had followed this rule, he wouldn’t have set the gun down to count the money he just stole. He also wouldn’t have …
Chris Ball: All Balls, No Brains
Chris Ball wants to be a stunt man. So, he’s been videoing himself doing some pretty risky and irresponsible things, and he thinks this will help get him into Hollywood. I urge him to do a little research. Stunt men don’t just throw themselves on the roofs of cars or on moving trains. They do …
The 6 Most Horrific Lessons Ever Taught In Elementary School
If you want to feel good about packing the kids off to school for another day, perhaps readingthismight not be for you. But if you’re wondering what in hell is wrong with people nowadays, it might answer a few of your questions. One question it won’t answer though is how they ever managed to limit …
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I Don’t Know A Lot About Geometry, But This Teacher Is Obtuse.
Here comes Ann with another doozer. And here I thought the guy who wrote out the alternate meaning for change was bad. Oh, I have something far worse. An unnamed teacher in Alabama thought he had a new way of teaching parallel lines and angles in his geometry class. At what angle would you have …
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Would You Like Prison Time With That?
I think Melanese Reid has some serious anger issues. Yeah, it sucks when the person at the drive-through gets your order wrong. But ya don’t try to slap him and then run into the restaurant and chase him around trying to shoot him with a stun gun. All this over some mustard and mayo? Seriously? …
They Cleaned Them Out Alright.
I can see having people on probation work off their fines by cleaning a courthouse. But if you’re doing that, you’d better have pretty good supervision and cameras that are either monitored or recording. Otherwise, 2 43-inch TV’s may walk out with the cleaning crew. That’s what the Lowell Superior Court discovered. There are two …
They Got the Smash Part Down…
Here’s a pair of guys who were not meant to be burglars. They broke into a nail salon to steal a 42-inch TV, but couldn’t get it out of its brackets. So they left. The salon-owner repaired the door, only to have the pair return a night later and fail to get the TV out …
Hey Prick, Can You Help A Brother Out?
Somewhat perhaps maybe kinda ok idea: Flagging down a police officer and asking for a ride to the nearest town.Poor idea: Doing so by flipping the officer the bird.You’re pretty stupid and should probably refrain from coming up with ideas:Doing the above while carrying 2 stolen credit cards, an iPod charger and a GPS unit. …