Stick ‘Em Up, Or I’ll Make You All Sticky

What a dope. I guess, at least Jose Alejandro Romero had something in the waistband of his pants, and it was sort of a gun. Too bad it was only a caulking gun. And did he think a good accomplice would be a transgender prostitute? That’s kinda a memorable accomplice. I guess the cops haven’t …

I’ll Have The Breast And A Wing, And The Cops Can Have The Collar When They Get Here

I understand that robbery is the kind of hard work that can make a man mighty hungry, but at the same time I also understand that sitting down to enjoy your hard earned mealin the restaurant you just held up with an air gunis a poor, poor idea. There’s an unidentified 38-year-old British criminal who …

When Life Doesn’t Give You Lemonade, Cause A Disturbance!

Gees! Pedro Vargas needs to either not drink so much, or settle the hell down, or both. Is it reasonable to smack around a restaurant manager because they didn’t have any lemonade? I hope the food he bought from the fast food spot across the street was good, and I hope they had lemonade, because …

I’ll Have The Sweater Meat Road Pizza

Considering that we tend to put a lot of the male flashers we write about into thedo it yourself category,I guess it’s only fair to putCherelle May Dudfieldthere too even though there doesn’t appear to be any sort of sexual motivation for what she did, unless she’s got some kind of strange being hit by …

His Liver Is In Trouble. Hope He’s Not Too Attached To It.

I’m sure everyone who was involved in arranging and performing the liver transplant on Gurninderjit Thandi wants to rip that liver right out of him again, now that he went and got so drunk that he registered a blood alcohol level of .56. and how do we know his blood alcohol was that high? Oh, …

You Know When It’s Wrong

Wow! Another case of a messed up order turning into an all out brawl. It’s bad enough when a customer throws burgers and drinks at an employee, but for the employee to respond in kind is, um, very bad. Then the customers somehow got inside and started fighting with the employee. Dudes, orders get messed …

Video Killed The Wannabe Star

Remember back when I talked about Chris Ball and his stunt videos? Remember how he said he hoped they would take him somewhere? Well, they sure did. They took him to court! It looks like all his YouTubing has earned him several charges, and police seized his camera, so I guess he won’t be making …

I Believe That Children Are Our Future. Teach Them Well And Let Them Lead The Way…

Now, there’s a graduation ceremony nobody will forget, but for all the wrong reasons. We still don’t know why, but in the middle of the ceremony, a fight broke out between some parents, and one of the parents observing put the resulting fight up on YouTube. Wow, just wow. This is the way parents think …