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I hate to ask this question of my American friends, but are racist ignoramuses the main product you’re manufacturing down there nowadays? It’s hard not to think so what with everything going on in Arizona and nowthis. A group of protesters calling itself Stop Islamization of America gathered near the site of a proposed mosque …
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Aww. Poor Steven Kyle. He just can’t win for losin’. Well, it kind of looked like he was going to win, but then he turned out to be a loser. Kyle came into the jewellery store, in search of an engagement ring, or so he said. But after looking at ring after ring, he started …
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Yes, walking home in the cold sucks. But you know what sucks more?going to jail for carjacking an off-duty Chicago police officer because you figured driving would be more comfortable. For doing that very thing, George Floyd, 17, faces charges of vehicular hijacking, aggravated battery to a peace officer and aggravated fleeing as well as …
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Thanks, Ann, for this one. Ya know, if you’re going to rob a place, your getaway vehicle shouldn’t be overly memorable. It should be a car that looks like pretty much any other car out there, not, oh, say, a stretch Hummer limo. That whole escape thing didn’t work so well.
If you ever decide to take up paragliding, at least, at the very minimum, finish reading that book on paragliding you started before taking your first flight. I would think you should take some lessons. But don’t rely on some YouTube clips. You should also not take your maiden voyage with only your wife and …
You’ve gotta be a special kind of drunk to piss and shit all over yourself and then drive around like that, but you’ve gotta be a special kind of moron to, after you sober up, plead with the officers to leave the embarrassing details out of the arrest report. Not gonna happen, especially when you’re …
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Carlos Mitchell, you should just forget about leading a life of crime because it’s not your thing. Let me explain a few things to you. Don’t rob the bank in which you were just trying to open an account the day before. If you were just in there trying to open an account, they likely …
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Here’s another case of a doctor tricking women into doing some pretty crazy stuff. Women, before you go to an acupuncturist, I think you should know there are no acupuncture points inside the vagina. Thankfully, it wasn’t as bad as I originally thought. I thought he was sticking needles there. It turns out what he …
I just heard 2 amazingly dumb things people have said to us because of our guide dogs recently, and that made me think of an old story I heard years ago, so I thought I’d post them all in a tripple dose of oh my god did that person just say that? The other day, …
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Remember Ginger McGuire, that passenger who fell asleep on the plane? Well, now she’s suing! She’s trying to claim false imprisonment. Um how about no? I won’t deny that waking up on a locked plane would be pretty scary, but it’s not false imprisonment, it’s an accident. I love how she checked the time with …