Here’s a little lesson on the poisonous effects of antifreeze for 18-year-old Michael J. Tangney. In ethylene glycol poisoning, the clinical course is initially characterized by mild symptoms that may gradually develop to produce serious or even fatal toxicity. Ethylene glycol poisoning presents many challenges in making a definitive diagnosis. If treatment is initiated early, …
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Not A Potty Mouth, but A Pot Mouth
Amanda Monique Mallit and Horace Phillip sound like quite the pair. After Mallit was assaulted and had to go to the hospital, for some reason she took her baby with her, and one of them decided to hide their baggy of pot in the baby’s mouth. The baby started choking. Now, instead of just being …
It’s Drunken Driving Barbie!
Wow. You can get busted for drinking and driving, even if you’re driving a Barbie car designed for toddlers. Apparently it doesn’t even go as fast as a scooter. This brings up a weird question, and I can’t remember if I’ve asked it before. Can you get a DUI for driving a wheelchair drunk? I …
This Is A Hold-Up…And I Can’t Hold It.
I know robbing a place can be stressful, but it’s always good to wait to relieve oneself until you get home, wouldn’t you say, Sean P. Almond? Peeing right behind the store you just robbed, while holding the stolen cash, is probably not going to lead to a successful getaway. Hehehe, and his middle initial …
Gotta Go…To Jail Right Now
First we had the guy who stole everything under the letter o on the mad hunt for Oxycodone, and now we have Jacob Collins who managed to get oxy, but what he got was Oxybutynin, a drug used to treat overactive bladder. Hahahahahahahahahha!
One For The Road?
Ya know, if you’re going to refuse to do the field sobriety tests, chugga lugging back a beer while the trooper finishes up his paperwork on the accident you were just in isn’t going to help your case. What I don’t get is why the trooper didn’t get him to dump his beer. That’s just …
The Price Of Gas Was Too High
What kind of psycho throws a knife at her brother during an argument over gas prices? Never mind that it stabbed her one-year-old niece in the head when her brother ducked, and the baby is now in serious condition. She threw a knife over gas prices! What did she hope to accomplish by throwing a …
Burning Curiosity
There are so many questions here. Hope L. Neff was a homeless woman who was staying with a family temporarily, we don’t know why. For no apparent reason, she went up to the attic and lit a mattress on fire to see how fast it would burn. Then she just came back downstairs and said …
Buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck…What A Crock!
Thanks, Ann, for this one. republican candidate Sue Lowden of Nevada must be living under a rock to say this in all seriousness. She thinks people should barter and haggle with their doctors to pay their medical bills. The main examples of bartering she suggested were to give the doctor a chicken in exchange for …
Caught By Their Ankles
If only Michael Mowry and Jethra Guzman had learned from Nathaniel Johnson, They would have taken their ankle monitors off before committing a string of burglaries. Now they’re going to have a hard time saying they didn’t do it.