Somebody from Ramco Primary School in South Australia: Hey, I’ve got a great idea! We should hold a fundraiser for people with disabilities, and to make the experience fun for the kids, we canhave them dress up like people with different disabilities and give out prizes for best costume. Somebody else from the same school: …
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Another Installment Of The Adventures Of trixie And I
I think Trixie has earned herself another dog post. Last weekend, we went to a friend’s wedding, and Steve was in the wedding party. Hopefully we’ll get some good pictures back, and you’ll actually get to see what Steve looks like. It’ll look a hell of a lot better than my failed attempt at photography. …
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Stupid Tag, You’re It!
My head cannot process this level of stupidity. It makes the jaw drop and it makes you want to put your head in your hands for a long time. If you ever feel compelled to play a game of lighter fluid tag, don’t. ok? Just don’t. don’t give it a second thought, don’t think it …
Here Comes the bride, all Dressed In white, There goes The Groom In Handcuffs!
I’m glad this didn’t happen at the wedding we were at last weekend. Seriously guys, do you think it’s a good idea to try and prevent the officer from going into his trunk to get handcuffs? Do you really think it’s a swell plan to put yourself between officer and other dude getting arrested? Do …
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Where To?
I’m not sure why anyone would call a taxi and use it as a getaway car, but years of tracking the depths of human stupidity has taught me that some people do. So as a helpful tip for these master criminals, I offer the following suggestion. When leaving the scene of your heist, try your …
Offensive Driving
What kind of a dork uses an airport runway for driving lessons? This dork does. My biggest question is how come the guy’s dad got fired? It was just this guy giving his girlfriend a driving lesson using the runway. Dear old dad had nothing to do with it, unless he somehow granted access to …
You Might Remember Me From Such Arson Videos As…
It’s generally considered good form not to record yourselves committing a crime and posting the results on YouTube, but if for whatever reason you absolutely must do such a thing, keep in mind that it is also considered good form not to repeatedly show your faces to the camera and then add credits complete with …
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This years Winners In The Wackiness Department
Here comes this year’s installment of the wacky warning labels contest. Two things I have to say. In whose world would eating an LCD screen be a good idea, and in what world does Joanne Doroshow llive? The contest never said all warning labels were bad, just the stupid ones.
Fund-Raising Fail
Jason Leigh Markham, you must have been on some of the drugs related to those other charges to think that stealing shit from cars was a good way to get money for your legal fees. Now your legal fees just went up. How are you going to get the money to pay these ones? Don’t …
When We Say Service Dog, This Is Not What We’re Talking About
It’s nice that when Michelle Owen suspected that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to access child porn, she wanted to do the responsible thing and have the police search it. But for her sake, it would have also been nice if before she let them have at it, she had remembered to remove the …
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