Note to potential robbers: Before selecting the place to rob, figure out what it is. for example, the Black Diamond Equipment Company does not deal in diamonds. It looks like he got a pretty good haul anyway, unfortunately for the black Diamond Equipment Company.
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Take The Money And Run, But Not To The Bank
Victor Delfi was not meant to be a bank robber. He even apologized before he left the bank. But the big sign that he wasn’t cut out for this was his choice to deposit the dye-stained cash in his personal bank account. that didn’t go so well. I’m amazed he managed to deposit some of …
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These School Officials Suffered A Dangerous Low In Intelligence
Here’s an example of somebody enjoying having a teeny weeny bit of power. Caitlin Perry is diabetic. One day, she felt her sugar dropping, so asked her friend to go get her another fruit cup. Her friend did, but before Perry could open it, the cook came over to her, yelled at her, said she’d …
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Do As We Say, Not As We Promote
I’ve learned something today. Were it not for the great work of the Toronto Better Buildings Partnership, I would have had no idea how much it took to send out a 1-page press release. It arrived in a large brown paper envelope, padded with plastic bubble wrap. Inside the envelope was a cardboard box. Inside …
Things Go Better With CO2ca Cola
I hardly consider myself an environmentalist and I’m not entirely sure I buy the notion that climate change is as bad as I’m supposed to think it is, but I know complete stupidity when I hear it,and boy oh boy,did I hear some just now. The link above goes to a video of Joe Barton, …
Texting A Landline Just Got dumber
Wow. I just learned something else about that rogers Wireless txt 2 Landline service. Not only is it cumbersome, it’s cumbersome and it costs dough. I mentioned in that message that I got a thank you message with the message I sent. I thought I’d read the whole thing, but then I read it later …
The Customer Is Always Right, Unless He’s Missing His Right Arm
Here’s an example of stupid policies gone wild. A man walked into a Burger King and ordered a Whopper. He asked them to cut it in half for him, because he only has one arm. After the kid serving him looked at his manager, the response was “No we can’t. It’s against policy. but here, …
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Cereal Litigant
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new stupidest person in the entire world,Janine Sugawara. Over a 4 year period, Sugawara had been purchasing and enjoying “Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries” cereal. However, when she discovered that Crunchberries were not an actual fruit, she was not amused, and you know what that means. Yup, lawsuit time! …
Stop In The Name Of The Pseudolaw!
I think William J. Reese enjoys his job just a touch too much. He was working as a civilian jailer, and for some reason was driving around in a marked police car during his work hours. For shits and giggles, he decided to pull a car over for a traffic stop even though he had …
Craigslist Is Not A Joke Site, Ok?
What is it with this time of year and people trying to put their kids up for sale? Last year, we had the German EBaby swiftly followed by the Craigsbaby from Edmunton. Now, we have a new one, also a Craigsbaby, from Tampa, and another one who thought the ad on Craigslist offering her baby …