Over the years, Carin and I have wondered repeatedly why it is that we can find so many messed up dentists to post about. It would take too long to link to all of them, but if you’ve got some time, punch dentist into the search box and watch what happens. Anyway, I think I’ve …
Category Archives: that was dumb
30 Minutes And You’re Not Free
I’m a pretty smart guy I like to think, but I’m man enough to admit that taking my advice isn’t always the best idea. for example, when I saidmaking a quick getaway after a robbery wasn’t necessary and that you should have time to go for some food,I neglected to mention that I didn’t mean …
Use Your Words, People!
And I thought fighting over the hours of the public library was stupid. Now, police in Surrey, B.C. had to break up a fight between a married couple over the amount of violence on the TV news. Seriously. The woman was upset by the amount of violence on the news, to which her husband responded …
Anybody Heard Of A Flashlight?
Hey anyone smoking indoors: If you lose a cigarette under your couch, using a lighter as your light source so you can find it is a bad idea. another bad idea is trying to fight the blaze for 10 minutes before calling for help.
They Don’t Make You Wear Those Things Just Because They Look Nice
If a judge decides to release you from jail to give you another chance at life but for whatever reason you decide that your burglary career isn’t quite over, remember to take your ankle monitor off *before* you start breaking into houses. This reminder comes to you courtesy of your friends at Vomit Comet, and …
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What A Whopper Of A Story
This story about a bunch of parents being offended by the new Burger King commercial with SpongeBob in it isn’t so bad. At first I thought oh no, people bitching about commercials, getting all worked up over nothing. Then I heard it described and thought maybe they had a case. What I think is pure …
Well Bless My Little Pointed Head, I’m Howling At The Moon
I thought I had an imaginative mind. It likes to add detail to things, or connect things or events that might only be coincidence. Sometimes it reminds me of scary things as I walk down a street in the dark. But I don’t recall a time when it caused me to believe an inanimate object …
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Peekaboo, I’m Turning Blue
Gees. Somebody’s thinking was a little muddy that day. It all started when a homeless guy asked an 81-year-old woman for a dollar. she said no, and he didn’t like that answer, so he put her in a headlock and tried to take her down. She was not going to go quietly, and kicked, screamed …
Hit And Rum
Here comes today’s super-sized serving of stupid. It all started when Thomas McCarthy, 18, of 115 Weatherly Drive; Wayne Kenneth Renard Jr., 18, of 1011/2 Ocean Ave.; and Christopher Maxon, 18, of 5 Williams St., went down to the station to report that one of them was the victim of a hit-and-run accident, Salem police …
What Have They, What Have They, What Have They Done To Deserve This?
Not a whole lot needing to be said about this one, it’s dumb enough without me making jokes about it. Whenever PETA is involved, any smartass thing I could come up with couldn’t match the senslessness of the story itself. This time, the target of their dumbassarry is the Pet Shop Boys, a group that …
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