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Hey Erik Salmons. Next time you get tossed into a cab and told to go home because you’re too drunk to drive, just shut up and take the cab. You’re not being charged with anything, you’re just being told to go home. When you get home, just go to bed. Don’t get in your daughter’s …
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Ok Carin, I see yourwhy is this news cell phone hammer guyand raise youthis fascinating bit of hard hitting journalism,a piece which surely belongs in the founding class of the Who Gives A Good Fuck Hall Of Fame when such is established. The story goes that the grand prizes in the Tim Hortons Roll Up …
Poor, poor Freddy Delavega. He must be a desperate, desperate man. But his bank robbery attempt didn’t go well at all, and he had such, well, noble intentions. all he wanted to do was make it so his girlfriend didn’t have to sell her body to the night. I wonder if her name was Roxanne. …
For some reason people tend to get a little testy whenever one of us writes up a story about some idiot getting pasted by a train. More than once we’ve had family or friends of the speed bump (I refuse to use the word victim) in question comment or email trying to come up with …
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Ooo! A River! Can’t go around it….Gotta go through it! Ah crap, this isn’t my house… Seriously, this story has me asking so many questions. Paul Hunt was having a good time and managed to get kicked out of a bar. so he went to a house party and drank some more. Then I guess …
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I remember being 12 and 14, and during neither year did it ever strike me as a good idea to round up a buddy and play a nice game ofkick the flaming ball.I attribute this to having plans for my life, plans such as living to see 13 and 15. Not being a complete tool …
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This story of a woman getting caught trying to shoplift $1200 worth of groceries only because she tried to use the wrong automatic door and it wouldn’t open makes me giggle. There’s not much to it, just the image is enough for me.
I don’t know if there’s surveillance video to see for this story, but even if there isn’t, the description is fine. Two dudes decide that they’re going to break into a house. Their first method of breaking in was for one of them to run down the length of the yard and slam his body …
Hey Edwin Calix, maybe robbery of stores isn’t your thing. I mean, when a 76-year-old dude isn’t even intimidated by your fake gun and threats to shoot him and he can keep you inside the store by hitting an autolock switch, and you’re reduced to tears on the floor, you suck. If you have a …
Last year, Steve found this story of a woman who couldn’t get the concept of how to unlock a car door while inside the car, and I thought “wow, that sounds like something out of a blond joke. That’ll never happen again.” It happened again. At least in this case, the dispatcher was able to …