I hope that after the pistol-whipping hit the news, goomba’s isn’t doing so well. those words were spoken by me in January of this year after I read the story about that guy getting tooled by the owner of a pizzeria when he complained the place got his order wrong. Well, truer words were never …
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Twitter Twits
First it was walking and texting-related injuries. Now those injuries have subcategories, one of them is twinjuries, or injuries suffered while twittering. James Coleman decided he would jog and tweet, tweet and jog, and so he was jog jog joggin’ along..and then…it happened! Clonk! Head meets tree, and he heard tweets of a different kind. …
Wonder How He’s Going to Get The Cash To Pay The Fine
Mark Brittenmust have been taking notes when thestory of that guy who beat up the self-checkout machine at Home Depot after he pushed the Spanish button by accidentcame out a couple years ago. Britten was sentenced in Nottingham Crown Court to a 12 month community order and ordered to pay £200 towards his own prosecution …
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Doodle Creates Doodoo
Max Yarmolinsky was charged with disorderly conduct and disturbing a school assembly. What caused this? Did he make a bomb threat? No. Did he charge through somewhere in the school with wreckless abandon? No. Did he bring a gun to school? No. Was he drunk and acting weird? Nope. What did he do. He doodled …
We’ll Let You Out Of Jail, It don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White.
Originally, I was just going to post this because of the guy’s name. Falsely released while being held for public intoxication was Richard Daniel Wines. I guess he drank a little too much of the wine. But I now have questions. He got out by saying he was a 34-year-old black man. He’s an 18-year-old …
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Shoo, PETA, Don’t Bother Me
Ug here we go with more PETA bullshit. I think even flies can smell it and would consider it fine food. President Obama swatted a fly in an interview. PETA decided to seize upon this opportunity and bitch about it, sending him a humane bug catch and release fly trap. This reminds me of something …
Lets’ Open A Kicking Gilles Blackburn Resort
We’ve talked before about how dumbasses want to ski out of bounds and then don’t want to pay for their own damn rescue. Now, one of those dumbasses may be screwing it up for everyone. Gilles Blackburn and his wife decided to ski out of bounds at Kicking Horse Resort. They got lost for 9 …
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Dude Looks Like an Old Dead Lady
We’ve talked about people trying to claim other people’s social security after the other person crokes, but in order for us to talk about them, usually they bring the corpse in. This time, the guy actually impersonated his mother for years after she died, dressing in drag, wearing a wig, using a cane, and being …
Here Dumbass dumbass dumbass. That’s right. come Here. over here. *Slap*!
I’ve got a new dog story for ya. I’ve bitched before about people making kissy noises at my dog to get her to move, or calling my dog from across the lawn when she’s taking a poop. This one’s a whole new level of what the hell? I got on the bus. I sat down. …
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Theme From The Bottom…Of The Barrel
Hot on the heels oftheir attempt to get the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys,the good folks from PETA are making another forray into the music industry. Today’s target is Phish, who obviously need tochange their name to Sea Kittens, at least for a while. My only question is …