Hey Honey, Get A Picture Of Me With This Bar From My Cell

This site and many others are full of stories about dumb things criminals have posted on Facebook. It’s gotten to the point where it’s almost not weird or funny anymore, so we let a lot of them slip bye without comment. But every now and then you run across a Steven Mulhall. A thief who’s …

A Shocking Crime

Here’s a post that most definitely needs itself a soundtrack. 36-Year-old Michael Harper has been sentenced to a year in prison for an attempted metal theft at a power substation in Leicester, England. But that’s small potatoes compared to the sentence of life long disfigurement he received while the crime was in progress. Remember how …

We Are The Champions…Of Failed Robbery

I post this mainly because I find it amusing and it fits in with what we do here, but also because any excuse to watch this video again is good enough for me. It’s always nice to hear stories of people with disabilities getting into new fields and breaking new ground. Well, maybe not always. …

On The Run…Out

When you’re on the run, little things you should remember to do are sometimes going to fall through the cracks. You’re in a hurry, you’re in a panic and people in that state sometimes forget things. But no matter what, you should always…always(!) make sure you have enough gas in the car to get you …

A Post With A Bunch Of Stuff In It Just To Show You We’re Alive

So…this place sure has been hopping lately, eh? Yeah…about that. I’m sorry. Really, I am. But to be honest, it can’t be helped, and I can’t say when it’s going to get better. I don’t want to get into a whole lot of specifics, so I’ll leave it at this: There are a few things …

For Once, An Ass Explosion That Can’t Be Blamed On Taco Bell

It seems to me I have started posts in this manner before, but I must do so again. Believe it or not, there have been times in my life during which I have been very, very drunk. I’ve had some good ideas and some not so good ideas, and have even written a post or …

If I Get Arrested For Posting This, I’m Blaming Tweeter

I totally understand the idea of national security and the desire to protect your country from harm. However, unlike those whose job it is to make sure these things are taken care of down in the States, I also understand the concept of having a clue what I’m doing. Two British tourists were barred from …

Good Citizens? In Our Schools? This Must Be Stopped!

Whenever I hear a story like this one, I can’t help but cringe as I think about how much those in charge of this generation are doing to ensure that they ruin it completely. After learning a family friend’s sister had been diagnosed with cancer, 17-year-old leukemia survivor J.T. Gaskins decided to grow out his …