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We’ve said it many times. there are good times and bad times for robberies. What those are can sometimes be debated since everybody likes slightly different working conditions. But no matter how you feel about either side, it’s hard to make even the flimsiest of arguments in favour of the working habits ofMark Burgin. Burgin, …
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I’m going to assume though I may be wrong that the good citizens of Huntsville, Ontario had not seen the kind of dumbass side of Claude Doughty before they elected him mayor. The reason I bring him up are the comments he made after a series of emails between himself and Tony Clement relating to …
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If you’ve had a bad morning, one way to make it worse would be to not stop for the cops when you happen to be a little over the speed limit and they notice. Sure it sucks to get a speeding ticket, but it sucks more to get arrested for leading them on a merry …
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Poor Juan Aguirre. He just can’t get satisfied. I guess he really needed a porn fix, so broke into an adult video store and stole six DVD’s…well, the cases for them, anyway. Seeing the cases on display, I guess he thought those videos would look like good choices. Too bad those were the cases there …
Wow. In real life, someone brought a knife to a gunfight. Since it’s up here, you know it didn’t end well. I guess technically the gunfight hadn’t started yet. Alvin Merriwell Lewis Jr. was talking about how he would defend himself with his pocketknife. Thomas Larry Bolds decided to put him to the test, and …
Sorry it’s been so quiet around here this week. I’ve been feeling mostly like garbage, and Carin’s been busy with things much cooler than feeling like garbage. I can tell I’m still not right. If I was, it would be a lot easier than it’s proving to be for me to write about this idiot. …
Amazingly, the stupidest thing I’ve read this week has nothing to do with idiot criminals. Well, unless you view insurance companies as criminals, which would certainly be a debatable point. So remember a monthish ago when a tent collapsed at the music festival in Belgium? I’ll give you a second to think about it since …
Just reading what went down in this story has me laughing, because a little movie has started to form in my head of how it might have happened. Come on, the imagination gets working any time a burglary involves a pregnant woman getting stuck in a ventilation system. So let’s set the scene. Two dudes, …
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The world sure is serving me up some easy material today. I certainly am not about to complain. Look what we have here. Yet another fool who figured out a little too late that the monitor part of the phrase court ordered ankle monitor means that the thing the nice officer put on your ankle …
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There are a lot of things I don’t understand. One of them is how criminals, drug dealing ones specifically, manage to text the authorities with sales offers on a semi-regular basis. Is it common to have cops in your contacts, or are that many people simply that unlucky? Perhaps we should ask Amy R. Horman …