The story of Andrew Grande choking on a bag of pot he tried to swallow is so completely preventable and so completely dumb. Ok, if you have a bag of drugs on you, why the hell would you try and swallow it? It’s never going to end well. If you do swallow it, who knows …
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If They Think This Is Hard, Just Wait Until They Find Out About The Snowsuit
Good news for everyone who hasn’t quite got the scarf figured out. The Necky is coming to the rescue! If you order now you can also get a free lock de-icer, even though it seems a touch odd that somebody who can’t put cloth over themselves without snaps would be able to operate a car …
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Ottawa News Without Max Keeping?
Woe. Seeing that Max Keeping is about to retire is pretty freaky. Let me explain. I grew up near Ottawa, and he’s been the news anchor for Ottawa’s news for as long as I can remember, and apparently for longer than I’ve been alive. He is *the* news dude on the 6:00 news in Ottawa. …
Cash Lab
I’m such a neurotic weirdo. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I was watching Cash Cab, you know how much I love Cash Cab. At one point, he asked something about a dog with powerful jaws and asked which one it was that was named after Canada’s eastern-most province. The answer was Newfoundlander. Whatever. But …
Finally Some Honesty
I’ve ranted about this local TV vs. the cable companies business in various posts and comments, so I thought I’d share this short, helpful video made by the Writers Guild of Canada that explains the issues in slightly more detail. Like me, it doesn’t take a side, because like me, it realizes that both sides …
Commence Hating Me In 3…2…1…
This is the song I’ve had in my head all morning, and I like sharing. Your welcome.
More Ads That Make Us Think Too Much
It’s been a while since we’ve written one of these. But we thought we’d compiled enough commercials or slogans to do another one. We saw a commercial for something called “Juicy Juice immunity.” Juicy juice? It’s juice. Shouldn’t it be juicy? If not, it wouldn’t be…juice, would it? I know it’s a product for kids, …
The Riddlers
If you woke up today wanting to see what it would look like if David Letterman hosted a game show, then my friend, today is your lucky day. Heer he is back in the late 1970’s hosting a game called the Riddlers. Part 1: Part 2: And part 3: Ahh YouTube, is there nothing it …
Mozzarella Capow
The story of a chef threatening to shoot a waitress in the forehead if he got one more order for the mozzarella caprese salad reminds me of that episode of Corner Gas where Lacey makes up a sandwich, the Ruby Club, and then everybody wants to order it and then she was all frazzled and …
Local TV Breaks Dave Carroll?
Dave Carroll, why’d you have to go and write the cable song? It makes me sad. Neither party seems right in this saga, why’d you have to throw your voice behind one of ’em? You seem like such a good guy.