I just finished watching the Survivor Series, a show that as I wrote over the weekend, Iwasn’t at all looking forward to and was not paying for under any circumstances.As the title of this post suggests, I made the right choice. It wasn’t as bad as I feared aside from the beyond terrible HHH vs. …
Monthly Archives: November 2008
My Dreams Are Going to The Dogs Again!
Man! I had a weird dream. I love it when I have a dream this weird because it’s worth writing down, even if I hate the dream itself. I dreamed that I had to retire Trixie. I hate it when I dream things like this. I think I dreamed the same thing around this time …
Can We Put This To A Vote Once We Find A Way To Say We’re Stupid And Sorry Without Actually Saying So?
Carleton student council to rethink Shinerama cancellation I’d prefer repeal, but at least we’re getting somewhere. We’re probably getting somewhere based on the reaction of the sense making segments of the world rather than student leaders coming to whatever senses they may happen to have to come to, but I’ll take what I can get. …
Who Wants To Tell Him He’s Doing It Wrong?
Lap dancing ‘not sexual act’ claims head of club organisation Lap dancing “is not sexually stimulating”, the chairman of the Lap Dancing Association told a parliamentary committee today. Simon Warr made the claim, which was greeted with scepticism by MPs, while he was giving evidence to the Commons culture committee as part of an inquiry …
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Police Navidad
Good idea: Stopping off at headquarters to present the police with a nice Christmas wreath to let them know that you appreciate all the hard work they put in.Bad idea:unlawfully obtaining said wreath from the market next door. Robert E. Dendy, 59, 290 Fletcher St., Apt. 3, wanted police to know how grateful he was …
CF May Only Affect White Guys, But Ignorance Spares No One
If people liketheseare the future leaders of our nations, to put it bluntly, we’re all fucked. The Carleton University Students Association has voted overwhelmingly in favour of no longer taking part in the annual Shinerama fundraiser, an event that raises money for the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation because, they say, the disease mostly affects white …
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How Did Nobody See That One Coming?
Recently sentenced to 12 years in prison for repeatedly sexually abusing 2 young girls over a 5 year period was David Albert Lemus, known in some circles asTrim-Trim the Clown.
30 Teams in 60 Words
So we’re about 1/4 of the way through the NHL season so maybe it’s time to take a tour around the league and see what 2 words come to mind for every team in the league at this point. Some are a statement on how the team has preformed, others on how I feel about …
More Cutting Edge Research From The University Of You Dont’ Say
And now it’s time for another episode of For The Love Of God, Stop Funding This Crap! A recent study conducted by “researchers” at the University of Wollongong has found thatuniversity students use the labels on alcohol bottles, the ones that are meant to encourage responsible drinking, to figure out what will get them drunkest …
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Captin Skid Crash Crunch, Part Of This Complete Breakfast
This isn’t much of a story, just the vision of a driver crashing into a pole on ice while trying to munch down some cereal and ending up covered in milk and cereal simultaneously makes me laugh and makes me want to kill her! Seriously, eating cereal on a stretch of icy highway? Real smart. …
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