>Maybe He Really Is Invincible.

>Holy crap. Exactly how drunk do you have to be to get hit by a train and not know it? Leonard Nickelray says he had been drinking and was walking home groovin’ to his apparently way too loud iPod when the train came up behind him and wompled him. He flew through the air, but witnesses said he just got up and kept walking.

When police tracked him down, he had no idea what had happened, but noticed now that all kinds of parts of his body hurt. They took him to the hospital, and they found no broken bones.

What the? How the? It’s a train. Most of us would be dead or pretty severely injured. But not this guy. He just gets up like nothing happened.

I wonder if this would have been the way our buddy Anton would have reacted if he had been hit by a train while drunk. Reading this story reminds me of a certain New Years party. Anton was pretty gone, and started bouncing off walls and screaming “I am invincible!” When we told him about it the next day, he said “I was wondering why my hips hurt today.” That’d be why, bud.

I think Leonard Nickelray should run out and buy a lottery ticket. He’s a very lucky man.

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