I know this is a pointless post, but what I’m about to describe disgusted me so much that I had to write about it. I went to this Vietnamese restaurant. It’s a cute little place and they even serve you tea before you order, so I’m a pretty big fan of theirs. I wasn’t feeling …
Monthly Archives: April 2006
Last Call For Last Call?
Here’s another story update for you. A few weeks ago I wrote about the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission’s brilliant plan toarrest people in bars because they’re drunk. Well, after almost 2000 arrests and seemingly a lot more public outcry, the program, which they ended up naming Operation Last Call, has beencalled off,hopefully for good.
Gun Safety Update
Remember thegun safety videothat I posted a link to a couple of months ago? Well, the star of that clip, Drug Enforcement Administration officer Lee Paige, is nowsuing his employer for letting the video get out. Here are the important parts of the story, just in case the link doesn’t stay active for very long, …
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German Man Sues Easter Bunny “The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people’s sweet tooth.”
Man I. Confused
Can somebody please explain to me how it is that spam is such a profitable industry, because I seriously don’t get it. I go through my spam folder every day trying to figure it out, but so far, nothing. I’m not sure if there’s just something I’m not picking up on, some sort of subtle …
Whore On Terrorism
One of Italy’s most famous porn stars has offered her, uh, services, to Osama Bin Laden in exchange for him stopping all of the attacks. Money quote: “My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Would Idd Be Bozzible Do Gedd Zub Zoob?
If you’re wondering what the hell I’m trying to say, or whether that was English or not, that was me trying to spell what “would it be possible to get some soup?” sounded like with my cold-ridden voice on the phone to Swiss Chalet when I called them in despearation asking if I could get …
Nobody Knows The Perverts I’ve Seen
05 Apr, Wed, 14:03:01Yahoo:free dicksucking 05 Apr, Wed, 19:32:07Yahoo:naked male wrestlers 06 Apr, Thu, 10:00:19Yahoo:stories of girls busting boys testicle 06 Apr, Thu, 11:24:03Yahoo:free pictures of naked male wrestlers 06 Apr, Thu, 12:35:53Yahoo:randy orton penis 06 Apr, Thu, 13:07:48Yahoo:randy orton penis pictures 06 Apr, Thu, 20:29:59MSN Search:vomit 07 Apr, Fri, 15:45:48Yahoo:Where can I find pictures …
For Those of Y’all on Blindtech, Come On!
As a public service from Steve and I to anyone who is blind and can’t spell, or maybe just can’t spell period, here’s a helpful list of words that seem to be hard to spell for a lot of blinks. Let’s call this the blinklish to English dictionary. Feel free to give us suggestions of …
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Peace at Last!
Remember my loud and crazy new neighbour also known as Stupidhead? Well, apparently her stupidity knows no bounds, and soe does my relief at her exit. She’s gone! I wouldn’t usually wish eviction on anyone, but frankly, she needed it. If you can believe it, she got worse since the last post about her. There …