I saw a commercial that cracked me up today. It showed this girl getting a phone call. It was from a collection agency. He told her that he’d noticed some patterns in the way she’s been paying, or not paying, her debts. Then he told her that she should call this credit counselling firm and …
Monthly Archives: January 2007
Rabbits Growl?
I learned something yesterday that still makes me laugh whenever I think about it. I learned that rabbits can growl! Now wouldn’t that be funny to hear? I looked for a while for recorded rabbit growls, but sadly, I can’t find any. So here’s my question. Has anyone heard a rabbit growl? What does it …
No Criminal Record? That’s a crime!
Curse my computer for eating my first attempt at this post. Here we go again. I know you’re going to probably think I obsess about this, but I like to follow a story to its end, and well, here’s the end of this one. Remember our enemy of development, friend of the earth and lover …
Order your Creepsake Today!
Eeewww! I don’t know what took me so long to talk about this, but better late than never I guess. I keep seeing this ad on TV. Thankfully, the sound quality is better on TV. But the concept is the same. Basically, these sick freaks have made a coin to commemorate the fifth anniversary of …
Man People are Lazy
Attention dude who took out the audio version of Where the Heart Is by Billie Letts from the library: When you returned it, did you not notice the stream of tape hanging out of cassette 2? The one that could not be wound back in because it was broken? Did you not remember your tape …
What?
This story is so completely ridiculous that it just had to be shared.
It’s Official, Human Beings Are Retarded
Honest to God, I actually read the words below just now on a real website while unsubscribing from a real newsletter. “if you are unsure what your email address is that you are subscribed under, this is located in your ezine below the Unsubscribe Link.” Let’s give these people a pass on the poor wording …
That Ain’t Right
Right now, at 7:33 AM on Friday, January 5th, 2007, the temperature is 9 degrees Celsius. It is expected to rise all the way to 13. This is happening in Canada, not long after Christmas, in a part of Ontario generally thought of as a portion of what people have taken to calling the snowbelt. …
It’s a Nice Day…in A Disturbing Sort of Way.
Someone said that the other day and I thought that was a perfect way to describe the weather. Check the date. It is January 5. Now check the weather forecast. It is supposed to go up to 13 C. Now check the geographic location. Yup, I’m still in Guelph. This is wrong! As much as …
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What’s So Special About Dean Koontz?
Somebody told me that if I thought Stephen King was good, I should try and read Dean Koontz, and he’d be sooo much better. So I thought I’d give him a try. I’ve read 3 of his books, at least one of them unabridged, and the whole experience left me unimpressed. Reading his stuff is …