I will readily admit that I’m a sentimental person. I like to keep things that remind me of people and times of the past. But there comes a point where sentimentality ends and morbidity begins, and when it comes to pets, that point is here. Apparently, if your pet dies, the people at Pet Crematorium …
Monthly Archives: January 2007
What an Obama-Nation
I was cruising around snopes.com, and I saw there was a new no. 1 hoax, so I decided to go read about it. When I finished reading about it, I was left with a lingering sense of sadness. The hoax is that Senator Barack Obama is a Muslim extremist. It is shown, without question, that …
>The SWAN Turned Me Into an Ugly Duckling!
>I don’t know how to feel about this invention. Ok, let me try and break it down as best I can. They’re trying to invent this navigation system for blinks called SWAN, which stands for System for Wearable Audio Navigation. It’s supposed to help you navigate, and let you know about nearby objects and such. …
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>Good To Know
>Actual newspaper headline I just saw: “Winter weather to bring snow, freezing rain and cold air”. Boy, am I ever glad I read the paper today. Seriously, this is the biggest development since the day I found out thatsnow tends to blow around more in open areas.Keep up the good work, fellas.
Much Love to the Google Help Group and Panther
Oh! Watch me dance! Dance and dance and dance! Do you wanna know why? Because a very nice person helped me tweak the code so hopefully it looks better. Here’s a note to anyone who’s blogging with Blogger. If you need any help at all with your blog, hoof it on over to the Blogger …
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Hey! Buddy! You do have the Right to Remain Silent, you know!
Um wow. Just when you don’t think you can possibly hear of someone being more stupid, you read this story. I can no longer write. I’m still laughing. A Monroe man allegedly was amazed when told his estranged wife’s boyfriend survived a Nov. 30 knife attack, Snohomish County prosecutors said Thursday. “What? I thought I …
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Are Thoughts Flukes for Fluckes?
Here are a couple of tips for the would-be user of a counterfeit cheque: When you pull into Wal-Mart and you see 40 police cruisers in the parking lot, it is wise to suppose that perhaps now is not a good time to use the cheque. If you decide to push on, thinking that the …
Until Death Do Us Part? So We’re Talking Five Years?
When I first saw this mentioned in News of the Weird, I laughed. Now, when I read more, I still chuckle, but it’s less funny and more thought-provoking. Let’s start off with the funny. Would you believe that 30 death row inmates have online profiles on dating sites? I didn’t at first either. They’re real …
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I Rest My Case
I don’t know what I’d recommend, but I don’t think going on a hunger strike when you’re on death row seems like an effective negotiation strategy. I agree the conditions he’s describing sound absolutely horrible and not fit for any living creature to live in, but when they have you in somewhere because you’re going …
Donate your Integrity to UNICEF today!
Man, all I can say when I read this story is, oh the irony. Staff at UNICEF in South Asia are getting increasingly upset with the fact that the organization has partnered with Guchi for fund-raising purposes, with good reason. Here’s something that will kick your campaign, and your good name, squarely in the nuts. …