Those Nigerians Never Give UP, Do They?

First we had the Nigerian scam. Now, apparently, for the terminally stupid among us who don’t understand the phrase “once bitten, twice shy, we have the Nigerian metascam. This email example collected by Snopes is, well, spectacular. Observe. Federal Bureau Of Investigation ATM CARD PAYMENT NOTIFICATION From: Federal Bureau Of Investigation (robertmueller@fbi.gov) Sent: Mon 9/01/08 …

Once Again, Not Funny

ASU vomit prank could have caused Tempe collision Two vehicles collided under Arizona State University’s pedestrian bridge Monday evening after several students were caught drinking large amounts of milk and vomiting over the side into the traffic below. A car slowed down to avoid the falling vomit when another car slammed into the first car’s …

Goodnight And Good Luck, We’ll See You Next Year

Like pretty much every other fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs, I’m long past sick to fucking death of hearing about Mats Sundin and his inability to make up his mind about the future. Much likeMattI’m a fan of his, but I’m at the point now where If I never hear his name again it …