I know a lot of you people love this stuff almost as much as I do, so enjoy these outtakes from a mattress commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25cbw9_sHI
Monthly Archives: September 2008
Those Nigerians Never Give UP, Do They?
First we had the Nigerian scam. Now, apparently, for the terminally stupid among us who don’t understand the phrase “once bitten, twice shy, we have the Nigerian metascam. This email example collected by Snopes is, well, spectacular. Observe. Federal Bureau Of Investigation ATM CARD PAYMENT NOTIFICATION From: Federal Bureau Of Investigation (robertmueller@fbi.gov) Sent: Mon 9/01/08 …
Brian Sinclair Update
It appears the Brian Sinclair story gets even sadder. What did he die of? A completely preventable bladder-infection. Plus, I guess the guy had a serious speech problem, so maybe he felt too nervous to go to the desk. He came from a clinic with a letter explaining what he needed, so now the question …
Once Again, Not Funny
ASU vomit prank could have caused Tempe collision Two vehicles collided under Arizona State University’s pedestrian bridge Monday evening after several students were caught drinking large amounts of milk and vomiting over the side into the traffic below. A car slowed down to avoid the falling vomit when another car slammed into the first car’s …
Changes To CNIB
I’m warning everyone, this post is long, winding, and confusing. I received a disturbing email the other day, and my first response was “Oh my god, this isn’t good, not good at all. We have to scream blue murder about this.” Now that I’ve talked to some people, I don’t know what to think. The …
What Do You Get…?
Q: What do you get when you cross an impressionist painter with a New York City cab driver? A: Vincent Van Go Fuck Yourself.
Goodnight And Good Luck, We’ll See You Next Year
Like pretty much every other fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs, I’m long past sick to fucking death of hearing about Mats Sundin and his inability to make up his mind about the future. Much likeMattI’m a fan of his, but I’m at the point now where If I never hear his name again it …
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So Close…but So Far!
How does a guy sit in the ER for 34 hours and die without being seen? Better still, how does a double amputee in a wheelchair not get noticed? How can the ER be so busy that when a guy asks a nurse to check on Brian Sinclair, the guy sitting in his wheelchair who …
>I Can Relate
> 24 Sep, Wed, 18:51:08Google:tna pants groped raped banged I know how you feel, my friend. I usually feel the exact same way after watching an episode of Impact.
Trixie speaks again!
I really didn’t have a lot to say for a while. Stuff wasn’t different than I’d said before. The guy with the weather knob finally stopped turning it so white stuff would fall from the sky. I was pretty happy about that. It was so easy to get distracted when the weather was good again. …