Ryan’s Quality Pet Food Is A Quality Store

I’ve been full of negativity and criticism today, and already have a post waiting in the wings where I completely rip apart what a hotel calls service, so I felt like some positivity would be nice. Hey everybody in Guelph and the surrounding area. If you have a pet, if you can, get your food …

You Folks Sure Are A Hot Crowd

Brothers Ian and Matthew Balderama are currently being held on arson and murder charges forsetting fire to their family home by pouring gas down the basement stairs and lighting a match. The blaze, which the 2 idiots set as a prank on their cousin, turned into a joke on their father who was apparently drunker …

I Had Some Thoughts But I Didn’t Use My Brain

Remember the woman who put her kid through a carwash? well, she’s gone through the courts, and only got probation. Ok then. this is so she can be with her kids. And we think this is a good idea because….? But here’s the reason she’s back up here. She’s so stupid that she doesn’t even …

It’s Fitting, But I Still Hate Myself

It so pains me to post this, but since people with wacky names is kind of one of those things we do here, here goes. Congratulations to the winner of this years Nez Perce County Fair hog calling competition,Jolee Bacon. You probably wonder why that was so hard. Maybe you even think it’s amusing. And …

Greyhound Stabbin’ Update

There’s an update onthe latest Canadian Greyhound stabbing.According tothis CBC story,this is how the guy found himself on a bus without a police escort. The man, who had earlier been arrested by the police for disturbing the peace, told Wawa police he needed psychiatric help, Wawa police Sgt. Larry Ross told CBC News. After the …

I’ve Been Flirtin’ On the Railroad

What do you know, yet anotherdeath by train story. This time, police are looking for the public’s help (especially if you belong to the part of the public that has some missing relatives) to identifythe unknown South African couple who were crushed to death while having sex on the tracks. Anybody know how to say …

Doesn’t Everybody Do That?

This is so dumb that I feel it should be posted. Check out this snip from astory about fights during a college football game. Police arrested Lucas Widdicombe after someone sitting near him said he had a cup, and “he had urinated in the cup and was going to throw it at Ball State fans.” …

That’s Not What They Meant By Climb Aboard.

Ok, cue the hatemail from family members of the poor unfortunate dumbass who I’m about to describe. What is it about people who are crushed by trains and their families always finding us? Here at the Vomit Comet, we love us some man vs train stories. Who do you think wins? Need a refresher? We …