My my my, what a situation this is, and I can assure you that it’s all just a big misunderstanding. You see officer, I was not trying to suffocate this hooker so that I could take back the $100 I paid her. It sounds funny I know, but all that happened was I had this …
Monthly Archives: December 2008
Old Habits Really Do Die Hard
Igor Kenkis back in the news again. Yes, he is in more trouble, how did you guess? To the 60 counts related to the bike theft ring and whatever may come of all the marijuana they found while breaking it up, we can now add3 counts of assault. Seems he was doing what he does …
So That’s Settled Then
Yesterday I finally solved a mystery that’s been bugging me forever. That mystery is why they sell home pregnancy tests at the dollar store. The answer turned out to be pretty obvious. You see, these on the cheap tests actually serve a dual purpose. They turn blue to let you know you’re having a baby, …
Talk About A Dreamail
Let’s hope I never develop the ability to zzz-mail, or send emails wile sleeping. Judging by the strange dreams I have, or the odd things I’ve said in my sleep, who knows what bizarre messages I’d start sending. Maybe I’d tell Steve he was a Sneak…devil…devil…sneak…thing. The scary thing is this woman had to walk …
Santa Paws Is Coming, To Town
Well, it’s official. Trixie met the man in the red suit yesterday. what did she think of him? She wasn’t sure. first, she had to jump up on a raised chair, something that weirded her out a bit, especially since I wasn’t going up with her. But we got her up there and situated. then …
No Charges Are Laid to Do With Robert Dziekanski’s Death, I’m Stunned.
I can’t believe that there aren’t going to be any charges to do with the Robert Dziekanski tasing. I mean, I guess I can, since a lot of things seem inconclusive. But come on. did the guy need five taser shots? I know some crazy drugged up dudes don’t go down, but five zaps in …
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Who, Who, who Looks Really Stupid
Oooo! Here’s another case of negotiating with a dummy. This one involved RSPCA and fire personnel trying to coax a plastic owl off a fire pole. Firemen and RSPCA officers were left feeling like right Twit-twoo’s after spending hours trying to rescue a toy owl from a telegraph pole. A passer-by – concerned the owl …
>The Internet Is For What?
>apparently a lot of people who have landed on our site by searching agree with the sentiment of this video. The damn song’s been stuck in my head all day. Sadly, they make you log in so you can show you’re over 18 to see it.
This Needs To Happen More Often
I read this, and all I can say is heeheeheeheehee. finally, somebody actually got busted for posting one of those gang initiates are gonna shoot women on Halloween hoaxes, only he claimed people actually were getting shot, which was where the trouble started. Andrew T. Lazaro, you suck. You might not have been arrested if …
Put the Idea of Requesting Cards for Sick Kids to Bed, It Never Does any Good.
Ok there family of Brandon Rayner who told me to get a heart. do you still agree with me, even when I give you our latest poor unfortunate soul? His name is Christopher Bedgood, and none of this is his fault or the fault of his overwhelmed family. someone else decided that Christopher Bedgood needed …
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