When you hear a story about a guy shooting his brother because he was asked by that brother to do so, it simply makes good sense that it take place in the town ofRifle.
Monthly Archives: December 2008
Now that’s A Good Nose!
Ok, is this woman part canine? Why else would she ask to sniff her husband’s penis to determine if he had cheated on her? What kind of weirdos are these people?
Swimmin’ Around The Christmas Tank
A group of Scottish researchers may have just won the most pointless experiment ever award, and if there’s any justice in this world, they’ll be earning some animal cruelty charges as well. Sharks and Rays at the Loch Lomond Sea Life Centre in Balloch, Dunbartonshire will suffer immeasurable agony in the coming days and weeks …
You Think that’s A Game?
I feel like a heartless bitch for wishing the Thelma Dennis treatment on Marie-Ève Dean and company, but part of me does. Her stupidity, involving thousands of calls to 911 over a fifteen-month period in which she and her brother-in-law said nothing, blocked legitimate 911 calls from getting through. I know they say she’s very …
Searching For Understanding
Can someone turn this into a language I can understand? 17 Dec, Wed, 20:07:44Google:heroin cutting agents that shiver puke How does one shiver puke? I think this person should get off the heroin real quick. they’re not making sense.
>Beats Me
>Is there some secret underworld purpose for egg-beaters? Why would robbers demand one at knifepoint from someone at 4 in the morning?
Somebody Bombed Bomb Training
Why, oh why, if you found a suspicious device that looked like a bomb, would you bring it *in* a building? Hopefully the police chief gets out of critical condition so he can explain it to us. the other two involved certainly won’t be sharing any wisdom.
Maybe There Is A Santa After All
Wow. this story about a little girl’s letter to Santa wishing for a man to stop touching her and her sister breaks my heart and makes me happy that she wrote the letter all at once. It breaks my heart because she felt she couldn’t tell anyone but Santa. I’m glad someone saw the letter …
Hammer and Nails
Ya know, once a guy has been named Jamel Nails, I guess he’s destined to hit someone with a hammer.
Back Off! Get Your Own Illness!
Last night I saw the new Maple Leaf Foods you can eat our meat again without being killed by listeriosis ad for the first time. It was pretty simple, a lot like the ones that ran right after the shit hit the fan. Company CEO Michael McCain calmly addresses us, letting us know that well, …
