Back That Thing Up. Ok…Keep Going…Keep Going..Just A Little More…You’re Almost Out Of Earshot Now…

I was all set to write one of those song reviews that people tell me they really like all about the pure sucktitude of Justin Moore’s Back That Thing Up, but when I listened to it again, something dawned on me. This song is actually so stupid that no matter what I say, nothing could …

Shut Up And Listen, Would Ya?

It’s sad that some people don’t understand what it is to have an open dialog, and they’d rather have a monolog and call it dialog. there was a rally downtown showing support for the idea of a coalition government. It was endorsed by some of our city councilors. The people running the rally were being …

Special Delivery From Weird Dreamville

I’m really on a hot streak of weird dreams lately. Here’s another one. At first, it just started out pretty normally. We were at home doing usual stuff, when something came through our mail slot. We went over to see what it was, and it was a baby! Now, our mail slot is pretty small. …

Russian Hands And Roman Fingers

Let’s say that these parents are right andyoung snowflake hereisn’t a sex offender in training. They aren’t, but like I said, let’s pretend. In their world, grabbing a couple girls’ asses and boobs, unhooking the bra of another, licking yet another’s neck and tickling one more on the stomach all without their permission aren’t serious …

The Only Garbage Here Is Handing Out Fines

This is the start of the post, which means it’s the part where I say something about not wanting to pick on the UK so much but I have to because they leave me no choice. With that out of the way, we move on to the part where I explain the latest beyond ridiculous …

What Could Possibly Go Wro…Grandpa? Grandpa? Uh-oh

Call me crazy, but I’m not sure that people who “may have dexterity limitations or difficulty sighting and controlling a traditional revolver or semi-automatic pistol” are the ones I’d begiving prescription firearms to.I wouldn’t be giving prescription firearms to anybody, but you know what I mean. The Palm Pistol is the world’s first ergonomic firearm, …

Today’s Worst Legal Argument Ever

This one’s good. James Pischel, 31, had been sent to prison for arranging a meeting with what he thought was a 15-year-old girl, a girl that actually turned out to be officer Ed Sexton of the Lincoln, Nebraska police. Yes, they’ve got a guy with sex in his name handling luring cases, I did notice …

Hmmm. Are Printers Supposed To Hiss?

Maybe I’m just a big wimp, but I think if I found a metre-long snake in my printer, I wouldn’t be too calm about it. I wouldn’t just think “Oh, he’s in here somewhere. Stuff falls over from time to time.” That snake is going to need to eat, and if it doesn’t get out …