Antwan L. Grandberry seems like quite the classy guy. We don’t know much about him, but apparently one of the things the unemployed 19-year-old likes to do to pass the time is…how to put this…take out the old Grandberries and play with them in his back yard. As sometimes happens when one is engaged in …
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Peekaboo, I’m Turning Blue
Gees. Somebody’s thinking was a little muddy that day. It all started when a homeless guy asked an 81-year-old woman for a dollar. she said no, and he didn’t like that answer, so he put her in a headlock and tried to take her down. She was not going to go quietly, and kicked, screamed …
Flying By The Seat Of Another Man’s Pants
This sounds like something that would happen to me in a dream. but it happened in real life to British opera singer Bren Terfel. He was in his shorts in the hotel, and left to go play his performance and forgot his pants! How does one get all the way from point A to point …
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Hit And Rum
Here comes today’s super-sized serving of stupid. It all started when Thomas McCarthy, 18, of 115 Weatherly Drive; Wayne Kenneth Renard Jr., 18, of 1011/2 Ocean Ave.; and Christopher Maxon, 18, of 5 Williams St., went down to the station to report that one of them was the victim of a hit-and-run accident, Salem police …
You’re Not The boss Of Me By Order Of the Province Of Quebec
Ug. the guy who grounded his daughter lost his apeal! All the courts will say is the girl was caught up in a rare situation. what was it? She was being a rebellious teenaged daughter who decided to go the extra mile. that’s all it sounds like from the information we’ve been given. Now dad …
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What Have They, What Have They, What Have They Done To Deserve This?
Not a whole lot needing to be said about this one, it’s dumb enough without me making jokes about it. Whenever PETA is involved, any smartass thing I could come up with couldn’t match the senslessness of the story itself. This time, the target of their dumbassarry is the Pet Shop Boys, a group that …
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Cadbury Easter Cream Pedestrian
What is up with everybody having their collective heads in the clouds today? In case everyone behind the wheel has forgotten where their eyes should be while operating a motor vehicle, they should be watching the road for both cars and pedestrians. Ya know, not everything you share the road with goes vroom. some people …
Drinkin’ Thinkin’ Leads To Clinkin’ Thinkin’
Hey Erik Salmons. Next time you get tossed into a cab and told to go home because you’re too drunk to drive, just shut up and take the cab. You’re not being charged with anything, you’re just being told to go home. When you get home, just go to bed. Don’t get in your daughter’s …
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Remind Me Not To Get On This Guy’s Bad Side, Which Judging From The Crime Is Probably In Front Of Him
There’s not a whole lot to say about 42-year-old Daniel T. Doster Jr. here, but the less said about a guy who by his own admission has more than oncestood out by his mailbox and masturbated to show his neighbours “who was boss”,the better. The latest incident could net him 3 years in prison if …
What A Bunch Of Dumbgrasses
I’m pointing out negative things about the UK again, but any place that needs tospend thousands of dollars to install GPS systems on lawnmowers so that the gardeners don’t have to get lost in the grass anymore and can figure out which parts need cutting and which don’tdeserves it, yes?