Last Updated on: 24th April 2012, 09:17 pm
>This tale of a man breaking in to a house naked, and just sort of hanging around is just too weird. The unknown man washed himself with a garden hose in the driveway, then knocked on the front door. Finding no answer, he went around back and just hung around naked in a chair. Well, to be fair, he did wrap himself in a trash bag while he sat in the chair.
Becoming bored with this, I guess, he broke the rear windows, ransacked the house, cooked a meal for himself, took another shower, and then wrapped himself in a sheet and left, only taking the sheet with him. Police think alcohol or drugs *might* have been involved. A surveillance camera caught this whole escapade, otherwise I might have had trouble believing it.
Something just struck me. I have to wonder if this is the work of Terence Michael Dean, only more subdued.