And we thought Jonathan G. Parker was dumb. Just have a look at Stephan Crane. He got a little boozed up, and decided to go visit his sister. But he couldn’t get in. After trying to come in through her window, he spied a copy of the Ravalli Republic in the hall outside her apartment, …
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Country Rap? I Think A Letter Is Missing
I’m not sure many words exist to adequately describe what I’m about to share with you all or maybe I should say yiz’all, so I’ll keep it to 2. Country rap. Yeah, that’s what I said, country rap. Yes,that John Michael Montgomery. I’m not sure if old John has gone through some hard times in …
Welcome To Vancouver, All Of You Less Awesome People
While we’re talking Olympics, Canada’s men’s hockey team plays it’s first game tonight. I’m sure many of you already knew that, but you may not have known about this. Team Canada recorded a video welcoming all of the other teams to Vancouver in preparation for the tournament, but for some reason decided against using it. …
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What A doucheBegg-Smith
We here at Vomit comet would like to take this moment to congratulate Canada’s Alex Bilodeau on his Olympic gold medal winning performance in the freestyle moguls event. Not only was it a great victory for him and for the Canadian Olympic team as a whole, but it comes with an added bit of satisfaction …
Monday Night Wars, Take 2
Here we go again. I’m trying to come up with a bigger wrestling news story than this one that doesn’t involve a death or a murder, and I’m drawing a total blank. TNA officiallyannouncedyesterday that starting on March 8th, Impact will be moving to Monday nights from 9 to 11 PM. In case you don’t …
A Little Tip For Anyone On A Mailing List
Ok, it’s time for me to go off on a rant. I’m on a big mailing list to do with blinks and gadgetry. It’s called blindtech. I think we have about 1200 people on the list from all around the world. I say that list never sleeps, because it doesn’t. There’s always someone up writing …
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That’s One Sick Puppy
This whole situation seems weird, but the weirdest part of it is Nicholas R. Hubbard. He decided to trade his computer for a puppy. What an odd trade. I guess I can sort of see it. Some puppies are worth a few hundred bucks, and instead of money, he gave her the computer. But then …
Robin Hood: Men In Jail
This guy sure isn’t the quickest identity-thieving bunny in the forest. He didn’t want to be arrested, he had warrants out for him. So he went and found another dude’s wallet, picked it up, and pretended to be him. Then, he shoplifted, and was arrested. Uh, if you don’t want to be arrested, how about …
Teaching Tool Trefecta
I saw three depressing examples of the kind of toolchests that are serving as authority figures in schools last week. I’ve noticed them ever since it took a supreme court to decide that strip searching that kid over ibuprofen was not ok. I’ve been meaning to write about them all week, but they kept getting …
Sorry, Can’t Resist…Then Again, Neither Can they
Pope, Irish bishops discuss child sex abuse They all agree it’s a pretty good idea.