More Things I’ve Learned About My New Phone

So it’s been about a week since I got Mr. N86 to look like it actually belonged to me. I’ve been busy, so have not had oodles and heaps of time to just sit and play with it, but here are some things I have discovered. The first thing I discovered happened to me on …

The Drugs I Need Was The Album I Needed

I woke up to a fun surprise. It’s Valentine’s Day, but since Steve already bought me a giant birthday dinner, I told him he didn’t have to worry about getting me a Valentine’s Day present. He would have none of that, and told me here was a present, not for Valentine’s Day, but for just …

Heart: The Organ Used To Pump Blood.

Welcome to the UK, where everything fun is being sucked out of kids’ childhoods in the name of safety and political correctness. This time, it’s Valentine’s Day. I shouldn’t say it’s happening all over the UK…yet, but Ashcombe Primary School in Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, has banned Valentine’s Day Cards, and Peter Turner, the head teacher, says …

Dick Pound Should Pound Rocks

Wow. Dick Pound of the IOC is a real prick judging by this article about women’s ski jumping. They have been blocked from being an olympic sport for some time for various reasons that all appear to be falling apart. So now, Dick Pound is basically threatening them, saying “embarrass us and you’ll have to …

Not Welcome At Wal-Mart

This unnamed 50-year-old man needs to grow up. He thought it would be funny to dump “stink bomb liquid” on the floor of Wal-Mart and spray “Super Fart spray” around. He dumped and sprayed so much that 75 people had to be evacuated, and several had headaches and were feeling nauseated. Fire crews had to …

“It’s A Misadventure,” Said Fred.

Fred Campbell may not be seeing much of his grandson now after driving along with the little guy in one hand and a beer in the other. He’s lucky he got caught before there was an accident. It sounds like he couldn’t even stand on one foot, much less drive a car. But it sounds …

Crazy Lunch Lady Land

Wow. Both people involved in this food feud sound like prizes. Where did it take place? In a school cafeteria. In this corner, we have a 13-year-old girl who is in fifth grade. She’s 13 and she’s still in the fifth grade? I hope there’s an explanation for that. And in the other corner, we …

Wayfinder Access Petition

Last night, while I was jibbering away in that 73-minute trainwreck, I mentioned a petition that has been created by TalkNav Inc. on the subject of Wayfinder Access suddenly being terminated. I figured I would give it its own proper plug. Wayfinder Access really was the cheapest GPS solution, and the only solution for Symbian …