Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
If this question is for real, this mother and daughter pair are an interesting set. According to this question written to a Dr. Paul Donohue, a woman says her daughter told her to stop farting because her farts were contributing to global warming! So, essentially, she was calling her mother a cow! Two things: Was …
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What kind of person would try and buy crack with a credit card? I guess the same one who would call the police and report being robbed when he tried to buy said crack with said credit card. Yes, another reason you should say no to crack.
Another story update to pass along, this time from the music department. Carinwrotelast summer about a suit filed against the band Men at Work by publishing company Larrikin Music claiming that the band’s song Down Under rips off a piece of the campfire song Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree. The ruling in the …
Well, it’s my second day with Mr. N86, and I’d say the switch is almost complete. All my old contacts and calendar entries and files have been transferred…I think, and I got the sim card in without a hitch. Don’t ever ask me to get it out though. I had the phone laying on its …
Alrighty. I said I would review the N86, but it would have to be in pieces because it’s going to take me a while to master this beast. Let’s do the setup piece first. I would have done this earlier, but having to get apartment folk to chase down what was causing my sink to …
It’s obvious what was ruling Robert J. Kiesel when he had this car accident. Booze! I mean look at him. While drunk, he crashed his car into a liquor truck which was parked outside a wine store. Dude, you don’t need any more booze, I think you’ve had enough. Thanks for the story, Ann.
I can’t remember the last time I was so excited about watching the Leafs. It might have been when I was there live at the ACC, or maybe it was during the last playoff run yes kids, believe it or not there used to be hockey around here after the beginning of April. But who …
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My N86 is here my N86 is here my N86 is here! Now…the learning begins. First, I couldn’t figure out how the hell to get the battery in. Luckily Steve’s sister was generous enough to help me put it in. I feel relieved that even she, phone expert extraordinaire, had to consult the manual, at …
My first reaction to this story was “Oh no, here goes the UK again.” Then I softened a bit, and then one line stood out for me. So the story is that the UK has developed a safer beer glass. Safer? Well, more shatter-proof. Ok, I can deal with that. People like to smash beer …
There is some weirdness in this story that makes me wonder what really happened, but if it went down how the guy says it did, he deserved what he got. An unnamed 21-year-old man said he thought it would be funny to pretend to rob his mom when she was coming home from shopping. He …
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