>This morning, I went out for Trix’s morning routine of visiting the doggy crapper, and my good lord she wanted to pull. I had to actually plant my feet and give her a good correction to tell her to quit with that crap and get down to, well, business.
Then…what’s that I smell? Skunk? Jesus, that’s close! My mind begins to spin. “I have a recipe for removing skunk smell from dog fur, but what do you do for humans? Are we about to find out? Is Trix going to be confined to the balcony until we can deskunk her? If I’m skunky, and the whole place smells like skunk, how will I ever know if she’s clean?”
Steve, apparently, is thinking the same thing, because just then, I get a text. “Please tell me you and Trix didn’t get sprayed by that skunk I can smell up here.”
Amazingly, we did not, but we aren’t grooming right now because the balcony stinks pretty hardcore, which makes me wonder where the hell Old Peppey LePew is.
But I thought I would post the old deskunker remedy that I found years ago, which was recommended by the guide dog email list I’m on. I have never had to use it, but this morning I was thinking I would have to. Here’s where I found it. In case that site ever disappears, I will copy it here.
The Skunk Remedy Recipe
In a plastic bucket, mix well the following ingredients:
1 quart of 3% Hydrogen Peroxide
1/4 cup of baking soda
1 to 2 teaspoons liquid soap
for very large pets one quart of tepid tap water may be added to enable complete coverage.
Wash pet promptly and thoroughly, work the solution deep into the fur. Let your nose guide you, leave the solution on about 5 minutes or until the odor is gone. Some heavily oiled areas may require a “rinse and repeat” washing.
Skunks usually aim for the face, but try to keep the solution out of the eyes – it stings. If you have any cuts on your hands you might want to wear latex gloves for the same reason.
After treatment, thoroughly rinse your pet with tepid tap water.
Pour the spent solution down the drain with running water.
NEVER, ever, store mixed solution in a closed bottle, sprayer,etc. Pressure will build up until the container bursts. This can cause severe injury.
1) Clean plastic mixing containers and utensils are preferred. Metals encourage auto-decomposition of the peroxide.
2) Hydrogen Peroxide 3% solution is usually sold in pint (500ml) bottles, so you’ll need two. The 3% grade is often marked “U.S.P.”, meaning that it meets the standards for medical use and purity as set forth in the United States Pharmacopoeia.
The use of other strengths/grades is not recommended unless you’re a chemist, and even then a trip to the 24-hour drugstore is much better than a trip to the emergency room.
3) Use baking soda, not baking powder. “Arm and Hammer” is one popular brand. Baking soda is also called: Sodium Bicarbonate, Sodium Bicarbonate, U.S.P., Bicarbonate of Soda, and Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate. Do not confuse any of the above with Washing Soda, which is Sodium Carbonate. Washing Soda is about 100 times more alkaline than Baking Soda and can cause skin burns to both you and your pet.
4) Two preferred brands are “Softsoap” and “Ivory Liquid”. As far as auto-decomposition of the peroxide is concerned, the surfactant package in these two is fairly inert. Heavy-duty grease-cutting brands such as “Dawn” are less inert, and hair shampoo is probably the worst.
5) Once mixed, the peroxide slowly breaks down into water and oxygen gas. Thus it gets weaker with time and so it should be used promptly. The exact rate depends on temperature, pH, and catalysts such as trace amounts of metals (iron,etc.) in the soap and/or tap water.
How much pressure will the complete decomposition of 3% hydrogen peroxide produce in a closed container ??? It depends on how full the container is. Assuming
negligible solubility of Oxygen in water, a bottle half-full of peroxide will develop about 140 psi. A bottle 3/4 full would develop 420 psi. This can do a lot of damage.
Highly pure hydrogen peroxide decomposes very slowly if kept cool and in a dark place, a few percent a year. The more dilute solutions usually decompose faster (due to impurities in the dilution water) and have a trace of stabilizer added. So why aren’t the bottles in the store bloated or bursting ? Look carefully inside the cap… you’ll see some very tiny holes in the cap liner to let the oxygen gas escape. A good reason to always store bottles upright.
Look for an expiration date on your peroxide. If you’re using stuff which has been sitting around in your medicine cabinet for years, buy fresh peroxide.
6) Tepid: lukewarm.
7) All brand names mentioned in this website are trademarks of their various owners.
So there ya be. Pretty scary stuff, so use and then get rid of it. It’s funny how the memory fades. I could have sworn Dawn was recommended, but it appears either my memory is foggy, or this person has changed his/her mind.
So, if your pet ever gets skunked, that remedy apparently works better than tomato juice! I have no personal experience with it, but several people recommended it.