Unhappy Birthday

Last Updated on: 26th February 2015, 05:27 pm

This story of a kid’s birthday party turning into a drunken brawl causes me to ask so many questions.

There’s the obvious question. What kind of idiots would break beer bottles and involve themselves in a massive 75-person brawl in front of 30 children? Not only are you setting a horrible example, but you’re endangering the children! And, as much as I’m sure sometimes it feels like lots of booze would be required to make it through a children’s birthday party, is it really a good idea?

But when I saw when this happened, I had more questions. This happened, in front of 30 children, at 1 a.m! And the birthday girl had 3 candles on her birthday cake. Who the hell holds a children’s party in the wee hours of the morning?

Luckily, no kids were harmed in this massive disaster, but one guy needed eye surgery after being stabbed with a broken beer bottle, and they’re checking him for brain damage. Isn’t that just a wonderful lasting memory from a birthday party? “Daddy hasn’t been the same since we went to little Suzie’s birthday party when she turned 3!”

But it looks like several kids will have lots of lasting memories from this party. Family Services is involved, so many of them may have new people to call mom and dad.

How sad. That’s all I can say.

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