The one good thing I can say about Dustin Bentivegna is that he didn’t pull a John Orr. Who knows, perhaps he just didn’t pull a John Orr yet. I guess he was a volunteer firefighter who loooved his job. He loved it so much that he manufactured a few fake gas calls just to …
Monthly Archives: September 2010
He’s Down, Not High!
Hey Byron Nelson High School officials. There are other reasons why a person might have bloodshot, watery eyes. When you cry, your eyes can get like that. If your dad was fatally stabbed recently, wouldn’t you have been crying? So don’t assume that someone has been smoking marijuana because their eyes are bloodshot and watery …
He Wanted To Make Another Impact And Create More Victims
It’s people like Timothy Coughlin who make me think we need a “you’re a dick” tag. He was convicted of DWI, and drove drunk to something to do with his DWI conviction. Ok, we’ve heard that before. But what he drove drunk to was a victim impact panel. He was trying to register, but a …
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Hoaxes, Hoaxes, Eat Them Up, Yum
Remember Flime? The restaurant asking for human flesh? Well, there is no Flime restaurant. It was all a publicity stunt by what looks like the German equivalent of Peta in both style and substance. They were trying to make people think about eating meat, and so talked about eating human meat just to watch the …
Don’t Forget To Get Out And Support Your Local Marathon Of Family Ties Reruns
Since it’s soon going to be Terry Fox run season here in Canada, now might be a good time to inform you all that for all these years, it appears we’ve been doing it wrong. If this clip from NBC’s 2010 Olympic coverage is accurate, the man whose name in which we are truly running …
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What Wrestling Used To Look Like
It’s pretty rare to come across wrestling video from the 1930’s at all, and it’s even rarer to find it with sound and full commentary. According to the video description, this match between Jim Londos and Bronko Nagurski took place in Philadelphia on November 18th, 1938 and was for the Los Angeles version of the …
I Believe In The Power Of Shafting Our Children For The Sake Of Useless Conferences
If you’ve ever wondered why there are so many kids running around selling candy and raffle tickets to raise money for this or that trip or school supply instead of having that stuff covered like it’s supposed to be,here’s part of the problem. The Toronto District School Board booked the Air Canada Centre last Wednesday …
I’ve Been Ripped Off By A Little Kid!
I think we have a ripoff artist in the making in our building. I came inside, and I heard a little kid say “Want to buy some candy?” I asked him what kind of candy, and he said that there were coffee candies and strawberry candies. I asked him how much, and he said $2. …
Voulez-Vous M’aider Avec Megabus Ce Soir?
Here’s an odd blog post, but we like those. We’re trying to go to Barb’s house. We heard about this service called megabus.com that has cheap bus fares from Toronto to a few cities in Ontario, Quebec and the states, one of them being the city where Barb lives. So hey, we’re all down with …
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Spider 1, Humans 0
This sounds like something that should be in a cartoon. It all started when a woman asked her husband to kill a spider in her bathroom. He went in to get it, but it was out of reach. So, he sprayed it with an aerosol can. Then, he couldn’t see if it had worked, because …